Two Trees & A Woodpecker...
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. * A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell. * Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. * The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. * Can you tell if that is a son of a beech, or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.. He replies, *'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. * A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell. * Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. * The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. * Can you tell if that is a son of a beech, or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.. He replies, *'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'
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