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  • igi
    Service Manager

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    • Apr 2009
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    #31
    Re: CRICKET

    Originally posted by BLADE
    its the only game where you can fall asleep and not not miss anything
    exept beeer drinking time

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    • prntrfxr
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      • Apr 2008
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      #32
      Re: CRICKET

      Cricket: As explained to a foreigner...

      You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!
      I never quite understood all the running in and out and stick breaking involved in Cricket. Baseball is more fun playing it than watching it. World Series is usually worth watching, if your team is playing. American football is only great going to the game, not the same as watching it on TV and college bowl is better than NFL. Basketball is more exciting, but it's missing something. I guess I agree with Fixthecopier, I feel the same way about sports. There are folks here that talk about it everyday and those who discuss soap operas. Both types of people are the same to me. Soccer is played on too big a field. Takes too long for them to run from one end to the other. You can fall asleep in between the "goaaals". The type of sports I like to watch. Type "funny fishing videos bill dance" in google and enjoy. Just make sure you're not driving if you decide to watch these on your android phone or you'll end up in a ditch.

      As far as the crickets that get in your house. I would love to see someone from Australia or New Zealand see a Camel cricket for the first time. It should happen like it did to my mom. She was in the living room of a friend's house and one jumped out of nowhere into the middle of the room. She said, "What kind of bug is..." She never finished, because it turned and jumped from the middle of the room clear over her head and landed somewhere behind her. It was the first time she had ever seen one (we're from the north). My dad ran in from outside to find my mom in the middle of the room screaming and jumping up and down. The other two ladies in the room (southerners) were laughing so hard they were crying.
      Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".

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      • igi
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        #33
        Re: CRICKET

        Hi all
        i will try to explain what cricket is all about from the fans point of view
        every ball is potentialy a wicket falling or 6-runs,you dont know which one
        but the intecipation is incredible. last ball of the game 1-wicket standing
        2-runs required to win,no finger nails left to choo,thats what i am talking about
        once you been druged by cricket you will never let go of the best game ever invented

        cheers

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        • mjarbar

          #34
          Re: CRICKET

          Originally posted by BLADE
          its the only game where you can fall asleep and not not miss anything
          ...or a Ricky Ponting innings - [ZING]

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          • fixthecopier
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            • Apr 2008
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            #35
            Re: CRICKET

            Originally posted by igi
            Hi all
            i will try to explain what cricket is all about from the fans point of view
            every ball is potentialy a wicket falling or 6-runs,you dont know which one
            but the intecipation is incredible. last ball of the game 1-wicket standing
            2-runs required to win,no finger nails left to choo,thats what i am talking about
            once you been druged by cricket you will never let go of the best game ever invented

            cheers


            Well, that sure cleared up a lot...???????????????????????????
            The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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            • igi
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              #36
              Re: CRICKET

              Originally posted by fixthecopier
              Well, that sure cleared up a lot...???????????????????????????

              please refer to beeer drinking time

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              • prntrfxr
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                #37
                Re: CRICKET

                please refer to beeer drinking time
                Some people don't need an excuse to drink beer. Others like myself enjoy A beer with certain foods or just when we desire "a taste" (in my case the desire ends when the beer gets warm or I get halfway through it). Sorry, watching Cricket is not going to change my intake level of one once or twice a month. But to each his own brand of entertainment.
                Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".

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                • igi
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                  #38
                  Re: CRICKET

                  Originally posted by prntrfxr
                  Some people don't need an excuse to drink beer. Others like myself enjoy A beer with certain foods or just when we desire "a taste" (in my case the desire ends when the beer gets warm or I get halfway through it). Sorry, watching Cricket is not going to change my intake level of one once or twice a month. But to each his own brand of entertainment.
                  Hi

                  there is a cardinal SIN in your article you leave half unfinished beer,

                  O.M.G

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                  • prntrfxr
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                    #39
                    Re: CRICKET

                    Originally posted by igi
                    Hi

                    there is a cardinal SIN in your article you leave half unfinished beer,

                    O.M.G

                    LOL...not really, I just hand it to my dad or my brother. They have no trouble finishing it up. Sometimes I half one with my mom, because neither one of us wants a whole one.
                    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".

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                    • kingpd@businessprints.net
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                      • Feb 2008
                      • 919

                      #40
                      Re: CRICKET

                      I know I'm going to get boos for this...but

                      I think most beers are disgusting and the only ones I like are foreign, particularly Belgium in origin.

                      My favorite is Lindeman's Framboise (raspberry), Peche (peach), and Kriek (cherry)

                      Every now and then I can tolerate a Guinness or sometimes I get a half Guinness and half Harp.

                      Honestly, it's pretty rare that I even drink alcohol. Once per month is pretty frequent for me.

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                      • BLADE
                        former propeller tester

                        250+ Posts
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 478

                        #41
                        Re: CRICKET

                        mechanicsburg sounds like an interesting place, sounded bogus (googled it) its real
                        Last edited by BLADE; 12-20-2011, 02:52 AM.

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                        • jonezy999
                          just one copy??

                          Site Contributor
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                          • Feb 2010
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                          #42
                          Re: CRICKET

                          Originally posted by BLADE
                          mechanicsburg sounds like an interesting place, sounded bogus (googled it) its real
                          I thought that the other day too. Didn't Google it though
                          I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. ~Thomas Edison

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                          • kingpd@businessprints.net
                            Senior Tech

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                            • Feb 2008
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                            #43
                            Re: CRICKET

                            Yup, it's real. Pretty nice area. A little expensive though. It's just west across the river of the state's capital Harrisburg. A real sh*t-hole that's basically bankrupt. Well that's Pennsyltucky...caters to the crooked and corrupt, and people of a very old age. Every law that's passed usually gives special favoritism to geriatrics. Even our state's lottery slogan is "helping older pennsylvanians."

                            There is also a mechanicsville, pa as well.

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                            • igi
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                              #44
                              Re: CRICKET

                              Originally posted by prntrfxr
                              LOL...not really, I just hand it to my dad or my brother. They have no trouble finishing it up. Sometimes I half one with my mom, because neither one of us wants a whole one.

                              so no unfinished beer well done you are a hero.

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                              • igi
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                                #45
                                Re: CRICKET

                                Originally posted by kingpd@businessprints.net
                                I know I'm going to get boos for this...but

                                I think most beers are disgusting and the only ones I like are foreign, particularly Belgium in origin.

                                My favorite is Lindeman's Framboise (raspberry), Peche (peach), and Kriek (cherry)

                                Every now and then I can tolerate a Guinness or sometimes I get a half Guinness and half Harp.

                                Honestly, it's pretty rare that I even drink alcohol. Once per month is pretty frequent for me.
                                HI
                                i know the correct beer for you,you will love it its called
                                cherry colla you should try it

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