How to get back at sales reps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lagonda]

Re: How to get back at sales reps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When the cadet salesman gets all excited over his first sale ask him if his mother really want to buy that printer.

[jmaister]

Re: How to get back at sales reps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I used to think that way, sales are full of ####### [use your imagination]. When there are overwhelming amount of machines going out, you'd want to hate them for being uneducated.

But when the economy is slow, there are still machines going out, no lay offs, pay cheque didnt bounce, you gotta thank those a55 h0l3s.

Back on topic: I'd tell clients to contact the sales if any of option is missing and suggest that they be assertive about it. (wouldnt go far enough to say harrase, but definitely imply it, but this was at telco which was real bad)

[excanonguy]

Re: How to get back at sales reps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I made an award certificate with the name of the sales weasel that I targeted, I wrote Best Sales performance BLAH BLAH. I wrote a fake congratulations letter, put it in an envelope tried to make it as official as possible. Put it in thier mail inbox and let them walk all over the office thinking they are the AWESOME. I still LMAO every time I think of that April Fool's joke, you'll enjoy months of humor. GOOD TIMES GOOD TIMES!!

LMAO !!!

[coolbeer]

Re: How to get back at sales reps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When the customer asks how old the (new) machine is they have just purchased, I always find a resonable pause is just long enough for sweat to appear on the salesmans brow !