The tax system explained in beer

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  • copyruss
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    • Jul 2009
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    #1

    The tax system explained in beer

    THE TAX SYSTEM EXPLAINED IN BEER

    Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this...

    The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
    The fifth would pay $1.
    The sixth would pay $3.
    The seventh would pay $7..
    The eighth would pay $12.
    The ninth would pay $18.
    The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

    So, that's what they decided to do.

    The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve ball. "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.". Drinks for the ten men would now cost just $80.

    The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men? The paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?

    They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.

    So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by a higher percentage the poorer he was, to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using, and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay.

    And so the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% saving).
    The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% saving).
    The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% saving).
    The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% saving).
    The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% saving).
    The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% saving).

    Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings.

    "I only got a dollar out of the $20 saving," declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,"but he got $10!"

    "Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar too. It's unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!"
    "That's true!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back, when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!"
    "Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison, "we didn't get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!" The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

    The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

    And that, boys and girls, is how our tax system works. The people who already pay the highest taxes will naturally get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat
    better.

    For those who understand, no explanation is needed.


    For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
  • charm5496
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    • Apr 2008
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    #2
    Re: The tax system explained in beer

    This is good!!!
    Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned.

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    • Morlock49
      Trusted Tech
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      • Mar 2009
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      #3
      Re: The tax system explained in beer

      so where do politicians fit in this scheme of things?
      Sorry folks, reputation removed by Just Manuals, because he's a sad little wanker

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      • Wild Bill
        Senior Tech

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        • Jul 2005
        • 774

        #4
        Re: The tax system explained in beer

        Bar Tender Derp
        Izzy

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        • mojorolla
          The Wolf

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          • Jan 2010
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          #5
          Re: The tax system explained in beer

          They are the ones drinking.

          Failing to plan is planning to fail!!!

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          • Wild Bill
            Senior Tech

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            • Jul 2005
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            #6
            Re: The tax system explained in beer

            Im asumming the Bar tender is the Owner "The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve ball."
            Izzy

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            • fino67

              #7
              Re: The tax system explained in beer

              The problem with your explanation is that the 10th man would never be caught dead with any of the poor men.

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              • mojorolla
                The Wolf

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                • Jan 2010
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                Re: The tax system explained in beer

                -The 11th guy was from Exxon Mobil. In 2009, the 11th guy made $19 billion in profits but paid no federal taxes. And to boot, he got a $156 million tax credit.
                -The 12th guy was from Bank of America. He got an almost $1 trillion dollar bailout and still managed a refund of $1.9 billion.
                -The 13th guy was from General Electric. He has made $26 billion in profits over the past 5 years, while also receiving $4.1 billion in refunds.
                -The 14th, 15th, and 16th guys were lobbyists and they worked for the 11th, 12th, and 13th guys.
                -The 17th guy was a copier technician. He was audited by the IRS for claiming "excessive" mileage on his tax return. The bartender is buying his drink.

                Failing to plan is planning to fail!!!

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                • Lagonda
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                  • Aug 2008
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                  #9
                  Re: The tax system explained in beer

                  After drinking my share of $100 worth of beer I'm incapable of working out percentage points, which explains why I'm only a copier tech.
                  At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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