Politically Incorrect

[mojorolla]

[ZOOTECH]

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"POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them."

[Herrmann]

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GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

hehe, you lived here for how many years?

[pjdbm]

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DEMOCRATIC
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
The Government takes one cow
and gives it to the lazy neighbor
and raises your taxes

Yea that

[DWise]

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COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

These were my favorites, pretty funny stuff!

It's sad how true this analogy actually is...

[Tricky]

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FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.

Thats my favourite

[mrwho]

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Thats my favourite

Just like Portugal.
Except for the "Life is good" part, that is...