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  • slimslob
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            What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
            One is very heavy. The other is a little lighter.

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              Why did the blind man fall down the well?
              Because he could not see that well.

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                A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The attendant asks them each their blood type. The priest says, "I'm a Type-A". The minister says, "I'm a Type-B". The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo".

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                    What do you give a pig with a rash? Oinkment.

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                      What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea

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                        A man comes into a bar and sits next to another guy. The other guy tosses back his drink, says watch this, jumps out the window, flies around and back into the bar. The man is amazed and asks how he did it. The guy says drink this! So the man tosses back his drink and jumps out the window, promptly falls, and dies. The bartender looks at the guy and says, you know what superman? You're an arsehole when you're drunk!

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