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Re: Joke of the Day
Two guys go fishing every weekend.
One weekend one of them doesn't show up. The next weekend when he shows up they load up the boat go out in the middle of lake and start fishing.
One fisherman turns the other one and says "hey buddy what happened to you last week?" The fisherman shrugs and says "I got married and went on my honeymoon"
The first fisherman looks at him shocked and says "wow I didn't even know that you were engaged. Did you have a good time? What did you do?" The fisherman shrugs and says" I went out fishing."
The first fisherman says" you went out fishing on your honeymoon?" The fisherman looks over at him slightly annoyed and says "yeah I like to fish. is that a problem?" First fisherman says "no no that's okay I get it."
He's quiet for a few minutes and then says "well did you at least get any pussy?" The fisherman says " nah she's got gonorrhea, it's a big mess down there. I just went out fishing"
The first fisherman says" well did you at least poke it in her butt ,give her a little backdoor action?" The fisherman says "nah she's got diarrhea ,it's a big mess down there, I just went out fishing"
The first fisherman looks at him in exasperation and said well did you at least get a blowjob? I mean it's your honeymoon after all!" The fisherman shrugs and says "nah, she's got piarrhea. Her gums are bleeding her teeth are falling out it's just a big mess. I just went out fishing. I like to fish!"
The first fisherman doesn't say anything for a minute and then stands up throws his pole down and yells "all right God damn it, what the fuck? This bitch got gonorrhea, she got pyuria and she got diarrhea, why the fuck did you marry this pig?" The fisherman looks up at him and grins and says "well she's got worms, and you know how I like to fish !"' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
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Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.
I'm scared and I think I'm going crazy."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come in and talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it", I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.
"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck."
"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude, he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now!"
FORGET THE SHRINKS, HAVE A DRINK AND TALK TO A BARTENDER!
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