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Re: Joke of the Day
During these serious and troubled times, people of all faithsshould remember these four great religious truths:
1. Muslims do notrecognize Jews as God's Chosen People.
2. Jews do notrecognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do notrecognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do notrecognize each other at the liquor store.Comment
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Re: Joke of the Day
GOOD SAMARITAN
A Sunday schoolteacher was telling her class the story of the good Samaritan. She asked theclass, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded andbleeding, what would you do?"
A thoughtful littlegirl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd throw up."Comment
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DID NOAH FISH?
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?"
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."Comment
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UNANSWERED PRAYER
The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why.
"Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages. "I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon."
"How come He doesn't answer it?" she asked.Comment
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BEING THANKFUL
A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, "So your mother says your prayers for you each night? That's very commendable. What does she say?"
The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"Comment
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ALL MEN / ALL GIRLS
When my daughter,Kelli, said her bedtime prayers, she would bless every family member, everyfriend, and every animal (current and past). For several weeks, after we hadfinished the nightly prayer, Kelli would say, "And all girls."
This soon became partof her nightly routine, to include this closing. My curiosity got the best ofme and I asked her, "Kelli, why do you always add the part about allgirls?"
Her response,"Because everybody always finish their prayers by saying 'All Men'!"Comment
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SAY A PRAYER
Little Johnny and hisfamily were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone wasseated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnnyreceived his plate, he started eating right away. "Johnny! Please waituntil we say our prayer." said his mother.
"I don't needto," the boy replied.
"Of course, youdo" his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before eating at ourhouse."
"That's at ourhouse." Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house and she knowshow to cook."Comment
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