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Re: Joke of the Day
Elephant jokes are cool. Here are a few:
How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a white elephant?
With a white elephant gun.
How do kill a pink elephant?
Hold its nose until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
Why do elephants wear blue sneakers?
Because the red ones are in the laundry.
Why do elephants wear green sneakers?
So they can hide in the grass.
Why do elephants hide in the grass?
To trip ants as they walk by.
Why do elephants climb trees?
To try out their new sneakers.
Why did the elephant float down the river upside down?
He didn't want to get his sneakers wet.
Why do ducks have flat feet?
For stomping out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
For stomping out burning ducks.
Why can't an elephant ride a bike?
It doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
What's the difference between a plum and an elephant?
Their color.
What did one elephant say to the other?
Nothing, elephants can't talk.
How do you stop a herd of charging elephants?
Take away their credit cards. GET IT? HA HA HA!
Why do elephants lie with their feet up?
To trip low-flying canaries.
What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant?
They're both purple, except for the elephant.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
Look, here come the elephants coming over the hill.
Why did the elephant wear sunglasses?
It didn't want to be recognized.
Why did the grape wear sunglasses?
It wanted to be an elephant.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them.
What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, she thought they were grapes.
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, but it let out a little wine.
Why can't elephants hitchhike?
They don't have thumbs.
How do you know when there's an elephant in your bathtub?
You can smell the peanuts on its breath.Comment
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