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  • izzynut
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    #11431
    So, there is a woodpecker from the east coast and a woodpecker from the west coast. One day the one from the east decided to go out west and the one from the west decided to go out east. They met each other in the mid west and became friends. The woodpecker from the east coast says to the woodpecker from the west coast, "A little advice. Stay away from pine trees. They're tough on your beak." By the same token, the woodpecker from the west coast says to the woodpecker from the east coast. "Stay away from those redwoods, they are rough on the beak." They fly off to their respective coasts when the one from the east pecked through a redwood tree no problem. Huh, he thought, that was easy. Meanwhile, the one from the west coast pecks through a pine tree with no problem. Huh, he wondered, why the warning, that was easy. Know what the moral of the story is?
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    The further away from home you are, the harder your pecker is!

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    • izzynut
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      #11432
      Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
      tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is
      that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

      The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

      The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
      is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

      The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
      neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
      little piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'

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        #11433
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                        #11441
                        The wife was making dinner when our son went up to her and said “One day I will work and help with all the bills, the grocery shopping and the household expenses” At that moment, I noticed tears were starting to fill her eyes.

                        Our son turns 32 next month!😂

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