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  • slimslob
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    #6691
    Re: Joke of the Day

    Originally posted by izzynut
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    They're in the produce section. Just wait for the mister sprayers to turn on.

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    • tsbservice
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      #6692
      Re: Joke of the Day

      A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
      Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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      • tsbservice
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        #6693
        Re: Joke of the Day

        A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
        Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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        • tsbservice
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          #6694
          Re: Joke of the Day

          A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
          Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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          • tsbservice
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            #6695
            Re: Joke of the Day

            A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
            Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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            • izzynut
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              #6696
              Re: Joke of the Day

              Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
              They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

              Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

              One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

              Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want

              to ruin them.

              She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it,
              so she proceeded to wipe with that.

              After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

              The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife

              was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"

              "That's nothing," said the
              other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said......

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              • izzynut
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                #6697
                Re: Joke of the Day

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                • slimslob
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                    • slimslob
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                      #6700
                      Re: Joke of the Day

                      Well...it looks like the lay-offs during the pandemic even affected those in the more (ahem) questionable professions. Check out the reason this guy couldn't do his usual "work".....

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                      • slimslob
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                        • izzynut
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                            • izzynut
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                              #6704
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                              Originally posted by slimslob

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                              • izzynut
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                                Originally posted by slimslob

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