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  • rthonpm
    Field Supervisor

    2,500+ Posts
    • Aug 2007
    • 2854
    #1

    [Funny] What will they think of next???

    For all of the copier techs who get tired of poor copy quality, here's what you can start working on...

    BBC News - Laser 'unprinter' wipes photocopied ink from paper
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    • Herrmann
      Senior Tech

      Site Contributor
      500+ Posts
      • Jan 2006
      • 792
      #2
      Re: What will they think of next???

      Hmmm... looks like a prematurely april fool
      If sometimes you feel a little useless, offended and depressed always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm of hundreds of millions!

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        • ZOOTECH
          Senior member of CRS

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          • Jul 2007
          • 3375
          #3
          Re: What will they think of next???

          Originally posted by rthonpm
          For all of the copier techs who get tired of poor copy quality, here's what you can start working on...

          BBC News - Laser 'unprinter' wipes photocopied ink from paper
          I'll bet the school districts will try to get this machine so they can reuse the copy paper.
          "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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            • Lagonda
              Service Manager

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              1,000+ Posts
              • Aug 2008
              • 1649
              #4
              Re: What will they think of next???

              All the years I've wasted trying to get the toner to stick to the paper!
              At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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                • excanonguy
                  Trusted Tech

                  100+ Posts
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 173
                  #5
                  Re: What will they think of next???

                  At least there would be no service calls for quality

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                    • Tricky
                      Field Supervisor

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                      • Apr 2009
                      • 2620
                      #6
                      Re: What will they think of next???

                      Toshiba have already had a go at this but it needs their own e-blue toner

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                        • Tonerbomb
                          AutoMajical Resolutionist

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                          • Feb 2005
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                          Re: What will they think of next???

                          I see what's comeing next: Not only will we have to erase the hard drive when the machine reaches EOL, we'll have to erase all the paper the machine has run.
                          Mystic Crystal Revelations

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                            • jmaister
                              certified scrub

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                              • Aug 2010
                              • 755
                              #8
                              Re: What will they think of next???

                              customer complaints..

                              1. I was not able to recycle 15 stack of paper this year, only have 10, could you refund me the difference?
                              2. toner smudge...it doesnt erase properly
                              3. we are out of the erasing toner again!!

                              and I hope this doesnt create health issues.

                              I'm sure its green, but how much resource do you waste by developing THAT technology.

                              /end rant
                              Idling colour developers are not healthy developers.

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                                • fixthecopier
                                  ALIEN OVERLORD

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                                  • Apr 2008
                                  • 4713
                                  #9
                                  Re: What will they think of next???

                                  I am inventing laser paper that toner will not stick to. I will sell it to the military to print secret documents they do not want read. I think I will make a fortune.
                                  The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                                    • Jules Winfield
                                      Senior Tech

                                      500+ Posts
                                      • Jul 2009
                                      • 821
                                      #10
                                      Re: What will they think of next???

                                      I wouldn't have figured they used lasers. I thought they would have just used that white toner that used to coat replacement cleaning blades.
                                      But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard... to be the Shepherd.

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                                        • mojorolla
                                          The Wolf

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                                          • Jan 2010
                                          • 2618
                                          #11
                                          Re: What will they think of next???

                                          Good thing we went to direct deposit. I could see a paycheck made this way as being a hassle....

                                          We just need a copy.......NOOOOOO!!!!!


                                          Failing to plan is planning to fail!!!

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                                            • mjarbar
                                              #12
                                              Re: What will they think of next???

                                              How long would it be before someone tried filling it with white out???

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