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  • Llama God
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    • Mar 2009
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    #226
    Re: Manual 4you

    Wow, things have moved on somewhat since my last visit! I suppose that a lot can pass you by when you're asleep for prolonged periods of time.

    Anyway, we had some badass weather here the other day and some witty chap put this onto Youtube. In an attempt to stop this thread from becoming an absolute abortion, I thought that I'd share it with you.

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    • mrwho
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      #227
      Re: Manual 4you

      Originally posted by Shadow1
      How else are you going to start shit... with jumper cables???
      Bad, bad, bad mental image! Bad!

      startshit.jpg
      ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
      Mascan42

      'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

      Ibid

      I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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      • Shadow1
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        #228
        Re: Manual 4you

        Originally posted by mrwho
        Bad, bad, bad mental image! Bad!

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        You have too much time on your hands. LOL
        Just where the hell did you come up with that?

        BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD mental image.

        Had to like that just on general principals, but no... not really.
        73 DE W5SSJ

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        • mrwho
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          #229
          Re: Manual 4you

          Originally posted by Shadow1
          You have too much time on your hands. LOL
          Just where the hell did you come up with that?

          BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD mental image.

          Had to like that just on general principals, but no... not really.
          A couple of searches on Google Images - 2 minutes
          Putting it all together on Paintshopro - 3 minutes
          The resulting reactions: Timeless!
          ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
          Mascan42

          'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

          Ibid

          I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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          • mrwho
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            #230
            Re: Manual 4you

            Originally posted by Tonerbomb
            Now on a more serious note, Can we move on to USELESS KNOWLEGE ???? as ignorant technichians we all have some, like AAB1 isn't a technician it's a model of a gruman 2 seat airplane !!!
            Okay, here's a fun game, it's old, but I believe it wasn't done here on CTN. It would probably deserve a new thread all by itself, but now that we're committed to make this one last as long as possible (did you notice this thread already made it onto the 10 hottest threads stats?), this one is guaranteed to make at least a couple extra of pages.

            So, the rules are simple: Pick a movie and then add the sentence "in my pants" to the end.
            Wins the best sexual innuendo, decided by "likes" from other fellow readers.
            In order to leave movie titles to other players, let's limit this to 3 movies per post, shall we? I'll start:

            - Terminator in my pants
            - The good, the bad and the ugly in my pants
            - I know what you did last summer in my pants
            ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
            Mascan42

            'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

            Ibid

            I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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            • Llama God
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              #231
              Re: Manual 4you

              Buried In My Pants

              Scum In My Pants

              Snatch In My Pants

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              • Shadow1
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                #232
                Re: Manual 4you

                Here's my 3 all rolled into 1:


                xratedmovie.jpg... in my pants.
                73 DE W5SSJ

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                • banginbishop
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                  #233
                  Re: Manual 4you

                  superman in my pants - would have prefered supergirl but supermans more well known

                  big in my pants

                  cinderella in my pants
                  Incontinentia Buttocks

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                  • zed255
                    How'd ya manage that?

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                    #234
                    Re: Manual 4you

                    Spaceballs... in my pants.

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                    • mrwho
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                      #235
                      Re: Manual 4you

                      Sorry to interrupt our scheduled programming, but just stumbled on this one and it is epic!

                      ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                      Mascan42

                      'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

                      Ibid

                      I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                      • JustManuals
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                        #236
                        Re: Manual 4you

                        I'm sure glad the topic changed on this thread. I just sent 'sweet.persona' a free manual. Imagine that!

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                        • mrwho
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                          #237
                          Re: Manual 4you

                          Originally posted by manuals4you
                          I'm sure glad the topic changed on this thread. I just sent 'sweet.persona' a free manual. Imagine that!
                          And on another completely unrelated news, hell has frozen over. More details after the break.

                          EDIT: Just to add another movie title, "Gone With The Wind in my pants", since I've had beans earlier today...
                          ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                          Mascan42

                          'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

                          Ibid

                          I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                          • Llama God
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                            #238
                            Re: Manual 4you

                            Bugger me backwards, it must be Christmas already!

                            May I add the following:

                            Goldfinger In My Pants
                            You Only Live Twice In My Pants
                            Chopper In My Pants

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                            • mrwho
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                              #239
                              Re: Manual 4you

                              So true!



                              Also, keeping with the game:

                              "Sister Act in my pants".
                              ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                              Mascan42

                              'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

                              Ibid

                              I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                              • Llama God
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                                #240
                                Re: Manual 4you

                                This has nothing to do with anything, however...

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