The Insult Generator

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  • TonerMunkeh
    Professional Moron

    2,500+ Posts
    • Apr 2008
    • 3865
    #1

    The Insult Generator

    After witnessing the sheer, unadulterated genius of this website kindly provided to me by mrwho, the wife and I have nearly pissed our kidneys out laughing. I think it deserves it's own thread with the sheer randomness of it.

    My favourite one so far:

    You're a useless crack-fuck, and may your days be filled with anguish.

    Next please!
    It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

    Hit it.
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    • mrwho
      Major Asshole!

      Site Contributor
      2,500+ Posts
      • Apr 2009
      • 4299
      #2
      Re: The Insult Generator

      Originally posted by TonerMunkeh
      After witnessing the sheer, unadulterated genius of this website kindly provided to me by mrwho, the wife and I have nearly pissed our kidneys out laughing. I think it deserves it's own thread with the sheer randomness of it.

      My favourite one so far:

      You're a useless crack-fuck, and may your days be filled with anguish.

      Next please!
      Thank you, TM.

      For those who didn't follow, here's the link.

      As for the chosen insult for today, I had to press refresh just five times until it came up with the following pearls of wisdom:

      "Woah there Professor Dickweed, you need to shut your dripping yap, you mentally deficient twat puncher."
      ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
      Mascan42

      'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
      Ibid

      I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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        • banginbishop
          grumpy old git

          500+ Posts
          • Oct 2007
          • 894
          #3
          Re: The Insult Generator

          People don't despise you because you're gross. Don't get me wrong, you are fucking gross, that's just not why people despise you.
          Incontinentia Buttocks

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            • 10871087
              Service Manager

              1,000+ Posts
              • Jan 2005
              • 1143
              #4
              Re: The Insult Generator

              Just two more clicks and you could have used this gem:

              Roses are red, violets are blue, you're a corpse humping pig rapist.

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                • Shadow1
                  Service Manager

                  Site Contributor
                  1,000+ Posts
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 1642
                  #5
                  Re: The Insult Generator

                  But then sometimes I wonder if English is its first language...

                  Fuck you with a hoe.

                  ...or maybe it's smart enough to come up with a double entendre. Skynet is online - you petty humans will be eliminated...
                  73 DE W5SSJ

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                    • Kidaver
                      Ghoulscout

                      500+ Posts
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 912
                      #6
                      Re: The Insult Generator

                      Nobody cares that you're a good-for-nothing pillow humper, there are a lot of other reasons to loathe you.
                      "In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it."

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                        • Tricky
                          Field Supervisor

                          Site Contributor
                          2,500+ Posts
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 2621
                          #7
                          Re: The Insult Generator

                          You know what would make me overjoyed? If your girlfriend was pissed on by a librarian.
                          Can I watch ?

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                            • Eric1968
                              Service Manager

                              1,000+ Posts
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 2458
                              #8
                              Re: The Insult Generator

                              This is gonna be a very long thread...

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                                • banginbishop
                                  grumpy old git

                                  500+ Posts
                                  • Oct 2007
                                  • 894
                                  #9
                                  Re: The Insult Generator

                                  Originally posted by Eric1968
                                  This is gonna be a very long thread...
                                  not much of an insult is it
                                  Incontinentia Buttocks

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                                    • mrwho
                                      Major Asshole!

                                      Site Contributor
                                      2,500+ Posts
                                      • Apr 2009
                                      • 4299
                                      #10
                                      Re: The Insult Generator

                                      I love a good back-handed compliment:

                                      "You're lovable. And by lovable, I mean disfigured."
                                      ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                                      Mascan42

                                      'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
                                      Ibid

                                      I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                                        • fixthecopier
                                          ALIEN OVERLORD

                                          2,500+ Posts
                                          • Apr 2008
                                          • 4714
                                          #11
                                          Re: The Insult Generator

                                          Originally posted by Eric1968
                                          This is gonna be a very long thread...

                                          That's what she said...
                                          The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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