tattoos

[banginbishop]

anybody have tattoos? is there anywhere where you wouldnt have one?



no dodgy pictures and yes ive saw the unedited pic (if you search, its out there)

[JR2ALTA]

Why'd you have to make it all weird?

No I don't. but they say the most common are religious and family, understandably they have the least chance of regret

[banginbishop]

Re: tattoos

Why'd you have to make it all weird?

No I don't. but they say the most common are religious and family, understandably they have the least chance of regret

what do you mean me making it weird? i didnt have my arsehole inked!

[mojorolla]

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I never understood the neck tattoo. It's like they thought about tattooing the face but couldn't quite pull the trigger.
I do not have any tattoos. Even after working in an image based field for a decade, I just never saw a picture so great that I wanted to etch it into my dermis permanently.

I founds this link of wonderful tattoo choices:

http://www.typebrighter.net/2005/10/really-bad-tattoos.html

I guess it's better than adding extra holes to yourself.

[fixthecopier]

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If you marry a fat tattooed woman, you will have heat in the winter, shade in the summer, and moving pictures all year round.

[zed255]

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I have two. A dragon around my left arm that was inspired by J.R.R. Tolkien's dragon Smaug and a Yin-Yang motif made up of an angel and a demon on my right shoulder.

There are lots of places I wouldn't have one. Face / neck, hands / feet, and anywhere from the belt line to my crotch come to mind immediately. I'm not likely to place one exposed on the forearm either; I like to wear short sleeves to work and I feel that having a tattoo exposed may cause people to perceive me as less professional.

[Venom]

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Hey Zed, I thought you had the names on management name tattooed on your butthole? LOL

[Lagonda]

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I was getting my annual check up for sun cancers and asked the skin specialist what will happen when tattoos go out of fashion.
He said he would be trading his BMW in for a Bentley.

[NeoMatrix]

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::Re: Tattoo's going out of fashion::
I was just talking to a customer the other day about tattoo's going out of fashion.

First of all let me say , I absolutely love tattoos, as long as they are on other people.

I happened to be sitting in a waiting area one day when I picked up a tattoo magazine. One of the most profound tattoos I ever saw was a completely naked clean shaven (nice looking) lady with a snake tattoo over her entire body. The snake tattoo coiled once around her neck and down to her vagina and the snakes mouth was tattoo both sides of her vagina. The clitorits became the tongue of the snake. Obviously her boyfriend/husband was the tattoo artist. The artwork it'self was done in minute detail.

I was absolutely blown away to see that type of artwork done to a female body.

[fixthecopier]

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Years ago at the steel plant we were talking about tats and one of the maintenance men confessed, he had tried to get one when he was in the Army and drunk one night. His bright idea was to get snake eyes on the head of his....snake. Well even the alcohol could not mask the pain and after the outline of one eye was done, his poor little snake had drawn itself back into it's hole so far he could not get the other eye done. He said that now every time he disrobes at the doctor, he has to endure giggles and laughs from the nurse and doctor.

[fixthecopier]

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OK, now after reading that, how many of you tried to picture what his snake looked like with one eye.

[Lagonda]

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OK, now after reading that, how many of you tried to picture what his snake looked like with one eye.

All us guys in Oz will now sing a chorus of Barry Mackenzies one eyed trouser snake song.

[Lagonda]

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I was absolutely blown away to see that type of artwork done to a female body.

Yes, but whats she going to look like when shes 50?

[JR2ALTA]

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Great TV Show

Ink Masters

Aired last year, returning in October.

Basically like a cooking competition for Tattooers.

Start with a dozen or so artists, they get their weekly assignments (gothic, traditional, floral, fantasy, etc).

Then some willing volunteers get tatted up.

Some are awesome, some Face-Palm bad.

Then the judges vote one off.

They're all experts, so it's not their lack of skill so much as time pressure and their specific expertise that make for bad tats.

Check it out.

[PASTech]

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No I don't have a Tattoo...butt (hehe, a little pun)...may be someday when I am old and wrinkly I will get one that integrates my rolls and wrinkles into a ventriloquist Dummy that talks when I jiggle.