(FUNNY) My Job Perspectives what are yours

[Masterchief]

My Job Perspectives


When I take a long time I'm slow
When my boss takes a long time he's
thorough

When I don't do it I'm lazy
When my boss doesn't do it he's busy

When I make a mistake, I'm an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's
only human.

When I do something without being told, I'm overstepping my authority
When
my boss does the same, that's initiative

When I take a stand, I'm being bull-headed
When my boss does it, he's
being firm.

When I overlooked a rule of etiquette, I'm being rude
When my boss skips a
few rules, he's being original

When I'm out of the office, I'm wandering around
When my boss is out of
the office, he's on business

When I'm on a day off sick, I'm always sick
When your boss is a day off
sick, he must be very ill

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss
applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

When I please my boss I'm crawling
When my boss pleases his boss, he's
co-operating

When I do good, my boss never remembers
When I do wrong, my boss never
forgets........

[JustManuals]

Re: (FUNNY) My Job Perspectives what are yours

Your boss sounds like my wife

[igi]

Re: (FUNNY) My Job Perspectives what are yours

Your boss sounds like my wife

shame you gave her the wrong manual to read

[Hansoon]

Re: (FUNNY) My Job Perspectives what are yours

Your boss sounds like my wife

....and I am married to her sister.....

Hans

[JustManuals]

Re: (FUNNY) My Job Perspectives what are yours

Actually, I was only being funny with that reply. Everything that I am today I owe to my wife. She had the faith and confidence in me to break away from Plumbing and get into something different. I met her in a Jewish singles chat room on AOL in 1996, wayyyyyyyyyyyy before it became fashionable. I had to chat with her for 6 whole weeks till she agreed to meet me. She played hard to get. She was worth it though. We just celebrated 16 years together.

Paul

[igi]

Re: (FUNNY) My Job Perspectives what are yours

Actually, I was only being funny with that reply. Everything that I am today I owe to my wife. She had the faith and confidence in me to break away from Plumbing and get into something different. I met her in a Jewish singles chat room on AOL in 1996, wayyyyyyyyyyyy before it became fashionable. I had to chat with her for 6 whole weeks till she agreed to meet me. She played hard to get. She was worth it though. We just celebrated 16 years together.

Paul

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