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  • Shadow1
    Service Manager

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    1,000+ Posts
    • Sep 2008
    • 1642
    #16
    Re: Happy New Year

    Originally posted by gwaddle
    Cost of living increase? This is an unknown concept. Please explain.
    The mythical COLI is a beautiful creature that is rumored to mystically grant it's owner additional cash flow that supposedly covers the increased costs of staying alive due to spouses, children, inflation, and idiotic political decisions. It is unknown if these allegations are true since there has not been a confirmed sighting of a COLI in ages. According to their gamekeepers (CEO's and EXEC's) they live in a Unicorn's butt, and are extremely difficult to capture.
    73 DE W5SSJ

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      • Shadow1
        Service Manager

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        1,000+ Posts
        • Sep 2008
        • 1642
        #17
        Re: Happy New Year

        Originally posted by mjarbar
        Secondly I would stack an iR3100C on top of an iR6800C and cut them in half with Thermite a la Mythbusters (who did it with a car)
        Fortunately I don't have to deal with these machines... as for the method - It's not technically an explosive, but a big thumbs-up anyway.
        Originally posted by Tonerbomb
        A Savin 2545 would be the victom. A jar of tannerrite and a 30-06 round would be the method.
        Now, Ricoh products I'm familar with... Substitute an 1224c and you're in business.
        73 DE W5SSJ

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          • gwaddle
            Senior Tech

            500+ Posts
            • May 2009
            • 782
            #18
            Re: Happy New Year

            Originally posted by Shadow1
            The mythical COLI is a beautiful creature that is rumored to mystically grant it's owner additional cash flow that supposedly covers the increased costs of staying alive due to spouses, children, inflation, and idiotic political decisions. It is unknown if these allegations are true since there has not been a confirmed sighting of a COLI in ages. According to their gamekeepers (CEO's and EXEC's) they live in a Unicorn's butt, and are extremely difficult to capture.
            It sounds wonderful. I just hope I live long enough to see such a thing. Although being almost 60 now, that seems unlikely.
            I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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              • Tonerbomb
                AutoMajical Resolutionist

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                • Feb 2005
                • 2589
                #19
                Re: Happy New Year

                Originally posted by Shadow1
                Fortunately I don't have to deal with these machines... as for the method - It's not technically an explosive, but a big thumbs-up anyway.

                Now, Ricoh products I'm familar with... Substitute an 1224c and you're in business.
                I have enough to add a 1224 to the mix...mmmmmmmmmmm so much fun!!!!!!!!
                Mystic Crystal Revelations

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                  • Shadow1
                    Service Manager

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                    • Sep 2008
                    • 1642
                    #20
                    Re: Happy New Year

                    Wow... didn't mean to hijack this conversation. I think it's time to carry this over to a new thread
                    73 DE W5SSJ

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                      • Akitu
                        Legendary Frost Spec Tech

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                        2,500+ Posts
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 2595
                        #21
                        Re: Happy New Year

                        I'm a day late as I don't check CTN at home ever... Happy New Years/ International Hangover Day!
                        Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                          • HenryT2
                            Senior Tech

                            500+ Posts
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 962
                            #22
                            Re: Happy New Year

                            Originally posted by gwaddle
                            It sounds wonderful. I just hope I live long enough to see such a thing. Although being almost 60 now, that seems unlikely.
                            I know that feeling .
                            I am over 60 and have never seen this Mystical Creature either.

                            ANYWAY , HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL !
                            "The Serenity Prayer" . . .
                            God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .

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