These would come in handy....

[TonerMunkeh]

Picture the scene. There you are, loitering in a customer's office, sweating profusely, swearing under your breath and stressing over the latest abomination that calls itself a service "activity" that comes to you. All the while, your guts are bubbling away from the poorly digested chicken caesar wrap from Tesco, leaving your puckered ringpiece feeling like the entrance to Satan's play pen. To end your suffering, you attepmt to push out a quiet fart, hoping to the Almighty no-one smells it. Unfortunately, the hottest man / woman in the office walks past just as the offending botty-burp reaches olfactory sense height. He / she looks around thinking his / her brain is about to cave in.

Three hours later, while looking on the interwebs, you see these and wish you'd seen them a day earlier.

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[canonbundy]

Re: These would come in handy....

Picture the scene. There you are, loitering in a customer's office, sweating profusely, swearing under your breath and stressing over the latest abomination that calls itself a service "activity" that comes to you. All the while, your guts are bubbling away from the poorly digested chicken caesar wrap from Tesco, leaving your puckered ringpiece feeling like the entrance to Satan's play pen. To end your suffering, you attepmt to push out a quiet fart, hoping to the Almighty no-one smells it. Unfortunately, the hottest man / woman in the office walks past just as the offending botty-burp reaches olfactory sense height. He / she looks around thinking his / her brain is about to cave in.

Three hours later, while looking on the interwebs, you see these and wish you'd seen them a day earlier.

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Hahaha, similar thing happened to me today while upside down in a Canon, talking at the same time to a young but larger type operator, she was on her way out the door still talking and as she was walking Blurt, Blurt, Blurt, she didn't even say goodbye as she closed the door, so I am peeing myself laughing and decided the smell of OZONE was probably better for the next 10 minutes than what may have been circulating through the aircon.

[fixthecopier]

Re: These would come in handy....

Ha, ha, ha...I hope they have them for the office ladies also. I have, walked into one, that I did not create before.