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  • CMB
    KonicaMinolta Tech.

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    • Mar 2005
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    #1

    what happened at the barber shop.......

    George W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the
    same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.

    The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it
    would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who
    had Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave.

    Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will
    smell that and think I've been in a wh*rehouse."

    The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
    Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of
    a wh*rehouse smells like."
  • copyaction
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    #2
    that's for sure, george bush jr ain't having noooooo sex

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    • CMB
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      #3
      you misinterepted the joke. its saying hillary is a whore.

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      • Mr Spock
        Vulcan Inventor of Death

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        • Aug 2006
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        #4
        Originally posted by CMB
        you misinterepted the joke. its saying hillary is a whore.
        No it implies that is where she goes for sex!!!!!! She is there best client (excluding Bill of course).
        And Star Trek was just a tv show...yeah right!

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        • CMB
          KonicaMinolta Tech.

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          #5
          i like that idea too.........

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          • copyaction
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            #6
            no, you misinterpreted. that's why the warmonger is the way he is. NO SEX

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            • CMB
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              #7
              if war isn't the answer, we would all still be speaking british. if war isn't the answer, we will all be speaking muslim and worshiping alla- a false god. or have our heads cut off for not doing so.
              if war isn't the answer, you could have your head cut off for protesting. thank God, our country leaders and our mililary that we still live free here in America. by the way, when was the last time we been attacked by those muslims(THAT ARE TRYING TO KILL AMERICANS)here in the US?
              been a while. looks like war is keeping you and I safe. now go roll over and play dead if thats what you want to do.

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              • copyaction
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                #8
                spoken like a true Christian. NOT!

                Well let's see, we were attacked in 1993 and then in 2001, that's 8 years.
                Talk to me again in 2009 and we'll see if the Trillion dollars we wasted was worth it.

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                • CMB
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                  #9
                  whatever. not a single attack on American soil since 911. sometimes you have to fight to be free. whats the point of having a military if you are not going to use it? I thank God and our military for keeping America free. if you are going to throw crap at someone, how about the muslim terrorist that want you(and all Americans)dead.
                  so what how much it cost? i like my life the way it is-free and Christian. and i'll fight you for that.

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                  • 10871087
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                    • Jan 2005
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by CMB
                    if war isn't the answer, we would all still be speaking british. if war isn't the answer, we will all be speaking muslim and worshiping alla- a false god. or have our heads cut off for not doing so.
                    if war isn't the answer, you could have your head cut off for protesting. thank God, our country leaders and our mililary that we still live free here in America. by the way, when was the last time we been attacked by those muslims(THAT ARE TRYING TO KILL AMERICANS)here in the US?
                    been a while. looks like war is keeping you and I safe. now go roll over and play dead if thats what you want to do.

                    W.W.J.B. (Who Would Jesus Bomb?)

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                    • Scott_Lewis
                      Senior Tech

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                      • Mar 2007
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by copyaction
                      spoken like a true Christian. NOT!
                      I see you appear to be more passionate about bashing the terrorist hunters than you are about the ragheads that are killing people all around the world in the name of their god.

                      Are you a terrorist sympathizer?

                      Which side of the fence are you on?

                      p.s. Up until now, no one made any PERSONAL ATTACKS until your post. Now, you just made it personal. Your post was calculated to insult and you were way out of line. (As the powers that be may deem this/my post)

                      I'm sure you would have said the same thing to your co-worker face to face. NOT! So, don't do it here.
                      Last edited by Scott_Lewis; 04-22-2008, 01:45 AM. Reason: added ps

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