Stink bomb

[gwaddle]

[fixthecopier]

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Once finished and I left the restroom, reacquired my partially filled cart intending to carry on with my shopping when a store employee approached me and said, ‘Sir, you might want to step outside for a few minutes. It appears some prankster set off a stink bomb in the store. The manager is going to run the vent fans on high for a minute or two which ought to take care of the problem.’
My smirking of course set me off again, causing residual gases to escape me. The employee took one sniff, jumped back pulling his shirt up to cover his nose and, pointing at me in an accusing manner shouted, ‘IT’S YOU!’, then ran off returning moments later with the manager. I was unceremoniously* escorted from the premises and asked none too kindly not to return.
Home again without my supplies, I realized that there was nothing to eat but leftover chili, so I consumed two more bowls. The next day I went to shop at Lowes. I can’t say anymore about that because we are in court over the whole matter.. Bastards claim they’re going to have to repaint the store.

Sir, I must bow down to you as a God among manly men who do things that only men can envy. You almost caused a store to be evacuated with your toxic gas. If they ever put "The Man Show" back on, you should be a guest.

Also I am going to need that recipe.

[mjarbar]

I had to read that in three goes because I was laughing so much. Thank you so much.

[atwageman]

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I used to travel to asia a lot. Me and a co-worker a day before catching the flight over would each eat a dozen or so deviled eggs. The effects would always kick in halfway between Detroit and Tokyo.....40,000 feet and nowhere to run. The folks at Northwest Airlines were non to thrilled. 747 full of japanese all looking at each other pointing fingers at each other. Just priceless.

[vincent64]

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You sir, give a whole new meaning to "ripping one" my face hurt so much from laughing so much, and I thought I was going to choke to death, started to cough, and almost could not quit with this dang sinus drainage going on, but it was worth it...gawd that was funny, maybe you should re-name the chili to "Double Burn"

[Shadow1]

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Kudos - I've evacuated a room, but never an entire store. My hat is off to you.

[igi]

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Gwaddle you are a swine(legend)in the making

[DWise]

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This story is a couple of years old... Still pretty hilarious!

[gwaddle]

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Busted.

[KenB]

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This story is a couple of years old... Still pretty hilarious!

Fart humor just never gets old!

Let's face it... the proverbial spiders have been barking since the beginning of time.