Fucking proud of my job -sorry for the language

[sonyboy]

Re: Fucking proud of my job -sorry for the language

That is one crazy woman.. Looks like she was more interested in her status than love..

Believe in yourself, do what you do best and what makes you happy for that will also make others happy...

She didn't deserve you.. you deserve better my friend.. Good Luck

[banginbishop]

Re: Fucking proud of my job -sorry for the language

That is one crazy woman.. Looks like she was more interested in her status than love..

Believe in yourself, do what you do best and what makes you happy for that will also make others happy...

She didn't deserve you.. you deserve better my friend.. Good Luck

you got it in one my friend! I have customers who i can talk to and have a laugh with and ive asked them what they think of my job and then explained and they all coudn't believe what she said and said I should be proud of my job and who i am - it just knocks your confidence but I will bounce back and if things turn out with this new woman i'll be driving over to hinckley in leicestershire to knock on the door of this shallow woman and let her look at the bentley im driving - pmsl

[Akitu]

Re: Fucking proud of my job -sorry for the language

She's still fucking with my head now, because she blocked me on facebook which i was glad in a way because weve all been there - because you get to keep seeing them other than to toture ourselves. well shes now unblocked me again (sunday) and I know she still checks on me because I had twitter and then remarked on it with a text last week. I did think I had it all with what you described above but It was all based on lies. This new woman im sort of seeing shocked me on sunday night with her cars. I know shes got money and she doesn't care about what ive got or not got. She drives a average car for her position and i mean average but she also owns another car for when she has important meetings with directors etc. At first she woudnt say then she dropped it - a bloody bently with private plate! Must admit im still a bit wary with the money side but shes down to earth and from a working class background.

Social media BS. Best thing you can do is be proactive about it. Be the one to block her and deny her access to your personal life, she already decided she wanted nothing to do with it, and you can take satisfaction knowing you have one thing she won't ever have - yourself.

I can proudly say I've never tweeted, twatted or tooted on the Twitter machine, nor do I plan to. If I wanted to know what celebrity took a dump at 7:45 AM I would think my life has lost meaning and probably jump from my third story balcony.

You know what they say - mo' money, mo' problems.

[MR Bill]

Re: Fucking proud of my job -sorry for the language

I know this women pissed you off big time. Good thing it happened now so you don't have to spend more wasted time. You said you have a new girl friend. SO, don't look for some kind of revenge. Don't be knocking on her door showing off. Just take the high road and it will hurt her even more. My 2 cents.

Best to ya.

[fixthecopier]

Re: Fucking proud of my job -sorry for the language

Have you considered a dog?


WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
1. Dogs don't cry.
2. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
3. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
4. Dogs think you sing great.
5. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
6. Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
7. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
8. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
9. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
10. Dogs are excited by rough play.
11. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
12. Dogs understand that farts are funny.
13. Dogs love red meat.
14. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
15. Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
16. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
17. Dogs don't shop.
18. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
19. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
20. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
21. A dog's parents never visit.
22. Dogs love long car trips.
23. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
24. Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.
25. When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.
26. Dogs like beer.
27. Dogs don't hate their bodies.
28. No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album.
29. No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
30. Dogs never criticize.
31. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
32. Dogs never expect gifts.
33. It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
34. Dogs don't worry about germs.
35. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
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37. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
38. Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
40. You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
41. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
42. Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
43. Dogs never want foot-rubs.
44. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
45. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
46. Dogs can't talk.
47. Dogs aren't catty.
48. Dogs seldom outlive you.

[nmfaxman]

Re: Fucking proud of my job -sorry for the language

What other job requires knowledge of all types of basic physics?
A copier really shouldn't work at all let alone be as reliable as they have become.
I can do an IT guy's job, but he doesn't have a clue about mine.
I do tech, sales, management, accounting and warehouse knowledge.
All she does is IT security? (Her paranoia is showing.) I wished all I had to do was work on one or two models every day. I would be a master.
You are 10 times the person she is. Wait till she calls you for info later and feed her BS.
She was just looking for a man with a bigger screwdriver.
It will be her loss that the other guy could not wield it like a pro.

If I won 100 million dollars, I would keep fixing copiers. There is only one better feeling than repairing a piece of equipment that shouldn't work at all, and repairing it well.

I just met someone a few months ago and she finds that a Nerd/Geek is really a nice, smart and harmless guy.

[banginbishop]

Re: Fucking proud of my job -sorry for the language

I know this women pissed you off big time. Good thing it happened now so you don't have to spend more wasted time. You said you have a new girl friend. SO, don't look for some kind of revenge. Don't be knocking on her door showing off. Just take the high road and it will hurt her even more. My 2 cents.

Best to ya.

yep your right - thanks for all the replies on this.

[mojorolla]

Re: Fucking proud of my job -sorry for the language

I live by two rules:
1. Do unto others.. (The Golden Rule)
and
2. If it has tits or tires, you WILL have problems with it.

You are better off without her!
Have you considered beer...?
107 Reasons why Beer is Better than Women

(I don't say that they are good reasons :-)

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[patf]

[RRodgers]

Re: Fucking proud of my job -sorry for the language

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[PeterG]

Re: Fucking proud of my job -sorry for the language

Did she have big tits?

[banginbishop]

Re: Fucking proud of my job -sorry for the language

ok last update and then close the thread. found out as suspected she was sleaping with this pervy guy thats moved in with her which she never knew. Well I have my answer which I suspected so I got my own back and sent an email to her mother in law who she hates and told her some juicy secrets of what she really thinks of her. Lets just say that the shit will and has hit the fan with her and the estranged husbands family hopefully the husband will now cut the financial support to her and support only his daughter i did also mention that she had an affair while they were still together - oops.
The guy who moved in earns the same as me but has no house so its all bullshit with the excuse and he has less than me - pmsl.

Today I feel pretty good not becuase of the payback but because I can accept that it wasnt me and it was her fault with a wandering eye.

she believed in karma so i just gave it a helping hand