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  • fixthecopier
    ALIEN OVERLORD

    2,500+ Posts
    • Apr 2008
    • 4713

    #31
    Re: feeling great

    Originally posted by banginbishop

    keep getting customers asking why I'm wearing a suit and saying how smart I look and why. Give a little away as to why I smartened up and they still gasp at me being called lower class - now I just smile and think what a lucky escape I truly did have.

    When someone shows up wearing a suit where I work, I assume they have a court date and will see a judge that day. I cannot imagine wearing a suit to work. I am such a slob when I work, I dress in all black. My suit would have black hand prints all over.
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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    • banginbishop
      grumpy old git

      500+ Posts
      • Oct 2007
      • 894

      #32
      Re: feeling great

      Originally posted by fixthecopier
      When someone shows up wearing a suit where I work, I assume they have a court date and will see a judge that day. I cannot imagine wearing a suit to work. I am such a slob when I work, I dress in all black. My suit would have black hand prints all over.
      Ive changed my working habits, before i worked on the floor now i use the glass to work on where i can.

      Had a strange phone call today at a customers. answered a call from a number i didnt know and turned out to be someone i was takling too a month ago when she decided it wasnt going anywhere. Confessed after asking who she was - oops that i deleted her number. Made me feel really good that I didnt chase her and she phoned me - screwed my head up for a bit as she is stunning but one massive smile appeared on my face after I said bye and hung up.
      Incontinentia Buttocks

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      • fixthecopier
        ALIEN OVERLORD

        2,500+ Posts
        • Apr 2008
        • 4713

        #33
        Re: feeling great

        Originally posted by banginbishop
        Ive changed my working habits, before i worked on the floor now i use the glass to work on where i can.

        Had a strange phone call today at a customers. answered a call from a number i didnt know and turned out to be someone i was takling too a month ago when she decided it wasnt going anywhere

        A bit off topic, but someone sold an old phone list to some telemarketers. I know because I used to spell my first initial "Jay", to alert me to junk mail. Now I am getting calls from people saying I filled out an online survey. I think I will start acting like it is someone I hooked up with months ago and see how long it takes to get them to hang up...men and women alike.

        This guy is a hero of mine..Tom Mabe - Cemetery Telemarketer Prank


        In one of his bits he tells the telemarketer that the person he called has been murdered, in another he ask the the person to help clean up a bunch of blood and he fires a telemarketer in another.
        The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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