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Is there a reference book to decode HP acronyms? It must be as thick as a telephone book. Some of their communications are completely and utterly incomprehensible.
At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.
Is there a reference book to decode HP acronyms? It must be as thick as a telephone book. Some of their communications are completely and utterly incomprehensible.
According to the movie office space, every HP code can be solved with a baseball bat![emoji106]
I got a haircut recently, unfortunately the shirt I was wearing collects hair clippings in the collar to the point where it is uncomfortable to wear for three or four standard laundry cycles. Anybody have any laundry tips for that? I'm not ready to set it on fire yet.
Next time you go get your hair cut turn your color down inside your shirt. Hair won't get in your collar then. When you're done just fix your collar normally. Ta-dah
It's way better than having someone who lied about the people who died in Benghazi as the President if you think about it. Only psychopaths would vote for that.
Hillary won the popular vote. The majority of America is psychopaths according to your logic.
My microwave oven is rated at only 600 watts, so it kind of weak. Still, it is an unlicensed microwave transmitter, and if you have a microwave oven you have one too. Kind of cool to think about it that way.
Language warning, because it's me and I have opinions and a colorful vocabulary.
I do not care how many people voted for Hillary "two-to-the-back-of-the-head-counts-as-a-suicide" Clinton, or for Donald "Holy-shit-it-actually-IS-his-real-hair" Trump.
Nor do I give a single airborne fornication what the "popular" vote tally is.
She's a horrible cunt and he's an egotistical blowhard.
Point is, when (not if) the war comes to our shores, I do not want that cunt in charge and declaring our unconditional surrender. I want the egotistical blowhard in charge, ready and willing to throw the full weight of the greatest military might the world has ever seen at the enemy, full bore. As a veteran, I care about these sort of things.
The only thing keeping you safe at night and free to declare opposing opinions is this: Strong men exist, skilled in violence, and we decided to protect you voluntarily.
My oath has no expiration date.
(if my choice of words offends anyone of delicate sensibilities, let me know via PM and I can then privately tell you to keep your offense to yourself. or apologize, if the mood strikes me.)
Somewhere there is a tree working hard to produce oxygen for you to live, NOW GO APOLOGIZE TO IT!
Re: Language warning, because it's me and I have opinions and a colorful vocabulary.
Originally posted by TheBlueOrleans
The only thing keeping you safe at night and free to declare opposing opinions is this: Strong men exist, skilled in violence, and we decided to protect you voluntarily.
My oath has no expiration date.
My time in uniform may be over, but my tour of duty never ends. VETERAN.
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