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  • slimslob
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    #1771
    Re: The random thought thread

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    • SwisSeV
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      #1772
      Re: The random thought thread

      Half way through the kip 800 course in Georgia, have a few days left.

      Things are done a little differently down here in the south then they are in Hawaii..

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      • Lagonda
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        #1773
        Re: The random thought thread

        Is there a reference book to decode HP acronyms? It must be as thick as a telephone book. Some of their communications are completely and utterly incomprehensible.
        At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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        • StrippedScrew
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          #1774
          Re: The random thought thread

          Originally posted by Lagonda
          Is there a reference book to decode HP acronyms? It must be as thick as a telephone book. Some of their communications are completely and utterly incomprehensible.
          According to the movie office space, every HP code can be solved with a baseball bat![emoji106]

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          • zoraldinho
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            #1775
            Re: The random thought thread

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            If it ain't broke, don't fix it
            A picture is worth a thousand words

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            • copygirl
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              #1776
              Re: The random thought thread

              Originally posted by Iowatech
              I got a haircut recently, unfortunately the shirt I was wearing collects hair clippings in the collar to the point where it is uncomfortable to wear for three or four standard laundry cycles. Anybody have any laundry tips for that? I'm not ready to set it on fire yet.

              Next time you go get your hair cut turn your color down inside your shirt. Hair won't get in your collar then. When you're done just fix your collar normally. Ta-dah
              Ginger

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              • dave w
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                #1777
                Re: The random thought thread

                Just been offered some Twiglets. should I risk getting the munchies or refuse?

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                • morgansterne
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                  #1778
                  Re: The random thought thread

                  Originally posted by Iowatech
                  It's way better than having someone who lied about the people who died in Benghazi as the President if you think about it. Only psychopaths would vote for that.
                  Hillary won the popular vote. The majority of America is psychopaths according to your logic.

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                  • Iowatech
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                    #1779
                    Re: The random thought thread

                    Originally posted by morgansterne
                    Hillary won the popular vote.
                    That's a shame. Oh well, too late now.
                    Last edited by Iowatech; 11-19-2016, 02:17 AM.

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                    • Iowatech
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                      #1780
                      Re: The random thought thread

                      My microwave oven is rated at only 600 watts, so it kind of weak. Still, it is an unlicensed microwave transmitter, and if you have a microwave oven you have one too. Kind of cool to think about it that way.

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                      • Copier Addict
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                        #1781
                        Re: The random thought thread

                        Originally posted by Phil B.
                        NO SHE DID NOT.... this was discussed before .. DJT took popular by like 60k also... she FLAT OUT LOST
                        It is nice to see him surrounding himself with more racists. Just brings a tear to your eye. lol

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                        • nottoosharp
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                          #1782
                          Re: The random thought thread

                          So far she is ahead in the popular vote by 2,000,000 votes. I heard this in NPR this morning


                          Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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                          • TheBlueOrleans
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                            #1783
                            Language warning, because it's me and I have opinions and a colorful vocabulary.

                            I do not care how many people voted for Hillary "two-to-the-back-of-the-head-counts-as-a-suicide" Clinton, or for Donald "Holy-shit-it-actually-IS-his-real-hair" Trump.
                            Nor do I give a single airborne fornication what the "popular" vote tally is.
                            She's a horrible cunt and he's an egotistical blowhard.

                            Point is, when (not if) the war comes to our shores, I do not want that cunt in charge and declaring our unconditional surrender. I want the egotistical blowhard in charge, ready and willing to throw the full weight of the greatest military might the world has ever seen at the enemy, full bore. As a veteran, I care about these sort of things.



                            The only thing keeping you safe at night and free to declare opposing opinions is this: Strong men exist, skilled in violence, and we decided to protect you voluntarily.
                            My oath has no expiration date.


                            (if my choice of words offends anyone of delicate sensibilities, let me know via PM and I can then privately tell you to keep your offense to yourself. or apologize, if the mood strikes me.)
                            Somewhere there is a tree working hard to produce oxygen for you to live, NOW GO APOLOGIZE TO IT!

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                            • slimslob
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                              #1784
                              Re: Language warning, because it's me and I have opinions and a colorful vocabulary.

                              Originally posted by TheBlueOrleans
                              The only thing keeping you safe at night and free to declare opposing opinions is this: Strong men exist, skilled in violence, and we decided to protect you voluntarily.
                              My oath has no expiration date.
                              My time in uniform may be over, but my tour of duty never ends. VETERAN.

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                              • Copier Addict
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                                #1785
                                Re: The random thought thread

                                Originally posted by Phil B.
                                go spew your liberal BS some where else... can you say Robert Byrd?
                                Why is it bad to write liberal stuff, but right wing is okay?

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