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  • NeoMatrix
    Senior Tech.

    2,500+ Posts
    • Nov 2010
    • 3514

    #496
    Re: The random thought thread

    Originally posted by Lagonda
    I used to enjoy either Vegemite or honey on toast but Neo has just ruined that for me, every time I go to spread some on my toast I'll now get nasty visions of suppurating ulcers.
    Oooh.... Too easy ....
    Just picture a vegemite-honey covered pimple on Ell Macpherson or Jen Hawkins nice firm rear bikini line...
    I bet you're now able to eat twice as many vegemite and honey sandwiches while you are at the beach.
    Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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    • fixthecopier
      ALIEN OVERLORD

      2,500+ Posts
      • Apr 2008
      • 4714

      #497
      Re: The random thought thread

      The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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      • theengel
        Service Manager

        1,000+ Posts
        • Nov 2011
        • 1784

        #498
        Re: The random thought thread

        Girls only want guys with good skills.

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        • fixthecopier
          ALIEN OVERLORD

          2,500+ Posts
          • Apr 2008
          • 4714

          #499
          Re: The random thought thread

          The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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          • CompyTech
            Super Tech

            500+ Posts
            • Feb 2011
            • 706

            #500
            Re: The random thought thread

            Originally posted by NeoMatrix
            Oooh.... Too easy ....
            Just picture a vegemite-honey covered pimple on Ell Macpherson or Jen Hawkins nice firm rear bikini line...
            I bet you're now able to eat twice as many vegemite and honey sandwiches while you are at the beach.
            Have no idea what vegemite is, looks, or taste like but... Damn if some of the hottest women come from Aussie land.

            Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk

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            • neergish
              Trusted Tech

              100+ Posts
              • Feb 2008
              • 177

              #501
              Re: The random thought thread

              On the subject of Vegemite...



              personally I love the muck.
              "See if you can rent a spring hook and a phillips screwdriver it will make your life that much easier..."

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              • fixthecopier
                ALIEN OVERLORD

                2,500+ Posts
                • Apr 2008
                • 4714

                #502
                Re: The random thought thread

                The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                • 41-willys
                  Technician
                  • May 2010
                  • 36

                  #503
                  Re: The random thought thread

                  Always Remember, No matter Where you Go, There You Are !

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                  • 20 year tech
                    Senior Tech

                    500+ Posts
                    • May 2014
                    • 577

                    #504
                    Re: The random thought thread

                    The Happy song makes me angry.

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                    • slimslob
                      Retired

                      Site Contributor
                      25,000+ Posts
                      • May 2013
                      • 36883

                      #505
                      Re: The random thought thread

                      Originally posted by 20 year tech
                      The Happy song makes me angry.
                      I have frequently ran into customer where the access code for entry starts with 3 6 9. Always makes me think of The Happy Song.

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                      • Iowatech
                        Not a service manager

                        2,500+ Posts
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 3930

                        #506
                        Re: The random thought thread

                        This song makes me happy:

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                        • fixthecopier
                          ALIEN OVERLORD

                          2,500+ Posts
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 4714

                          #507
                          Re: The random thought thread

                          I had to turn my air conditioning on today. On Thursday the temp will be down to 16F. Nothing boring about the weather in my state.
                          The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                          • Tonerbomb
                            AutoMajical Resolutionist

                            Site Contributor
                            2,500+ Posts
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 2589

                            #508
                            Re: The random thought thread

                            Originally posted by fixthecopier
                            I had to turn my air conditioning on today. On Thursday the temp will be down to 16F. Nothing boring about the weather in my state.
                            Well this morning about 4:00 am I was wakened by a very angry Mrs. Tonerbomb, as the furnace didn't come on over night. The house was around 50 degrees and it was -1 outside.............. I was sleeping nicely with 3 blankets covering me!!!!!!!!!!!!
                            Mystic Crystal Revelations

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                            • fixthecopier
                              ALIEN OVERLORD

                              2,500+ Posts
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 4714

                              #509
                              Re: The random thought thread

                              It is a cold rainy Monday. Whenever I get tired of my job, I remember that in a few hours, 2 guys riding on the back of a big smelly truck will show up to haul off my trash. They do a thankless job, and constantly remind me that there could be worse ways to make a living.
                              The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                              • fixthecopier
                                ALIEN OVERLORD

                                2,500+ Posts
                                • Apr 2008
                                • 4714

                                #510
                                Re: The random thought thread

                                The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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