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  • fixthecopier
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    This had to be HARD news to take...

    Senior's penis amputated after Viagra overdose | Weird | News | Toronto Sun


    I'm not sure how the doctor 'softened" the news...Oh wait, yes I am, he cut it off.


    Typing this with my legs firmly together.
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
  • Tonerbomb
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    #2
    Re: This had to be HARD news to take...

    hmmmm wonder if there's any corralation with the story I heard over the weekend about a Brit that castrated himself at the chappel right before the nuptuals???????
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    • Debs1964
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      #3
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      I wonder if I can book my ex-husband in for the same op
      There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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      • Phrag
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        #4
        Re: This had to be HARD news to take...

        There's a couple of spiders known to cause the same problem, and the way to fix it isn't pleasant. AND the procedure only gets worse the longer you leave it. It's called Priapism.

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        • gwaddle
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          Re: This had to be HARD news to take...

          Originally posted by Debs1964
          I wonder if I can book my ex-husband in for the same op
          Note to self: Never divorce Debs.
          I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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          • Akitu
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            #6
            Re: This had to be HARD news to take...

            Originally posted by fixthecopier
            Senior's penis amputated after Viagra overdose | Weird | News | Toronto Sun


            I'm not sure how the doctor 'softened" the news...Oh wait, yes I am, he cut it off.


            Typing this with my legs firmly together.
            Reading the article with legs also tightly clamped together.

            It sadly sounds like it was preventable, a case of "I don't want to have to go to the hospital, this is embarrassing". Doctors reported it was fractured and gangrenous. We can assume what that statement implies, the man hurt himself in the nether regions and opted not to go to the doctors until it was life-or-death serious. A note to my fellow gents, if it involves the jewels, take it to the appropriate source ASAP.

            To think if he had gone to the doctors right away he may have been saved... Poor sap.
            Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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            • Debs1964
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              Re: This had to be HARD news to take...

              Originally posted by gwaddle
              Note to self: Never divorce Debs.
              Note: if you are married to Debs, learn to keep it in your trousers when not with her
              There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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              • gwaddle
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                #8
                Re: This had to be HARD news to take...

                Originally posted by Debs1964
                Note: if you are married to Debs, learn to keep it in your trousers when not with her
                Noted.
                I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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                • igi
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                  #9
                  Re: This had to be HARD news to take...

                  Originally posted by Debs1964
                  Note: if you are married to Debs, learn to keep it in your trousers when not with her
                  there is so many reasons to remove trousers,a visit to the doctor swimming or sauna nudist beach, poor guy

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                  • Debs1964
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                    Re: This had to be HARD news to take...

                    Originally posted by igi
                    there is so many reasons to remove trousers,a visit to the doctor swimming or sauna nudist beach, poor guy
                    Those are acceptable reasons, removing ones trousers while in the presence of your tart, whilst still married to Debs is not an acceptable reason. Oh well, look on the bright side, it's her that has to put up with all his shit now, I think I got the better part of the deal p.s. I still think he deserves the op
                    There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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                    • gwaddle
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                      Re: This had to be HARD news to take...

                      Originally posted by Debs1964
                      Those are acceptable reasons, removing ones trousers while in the presence of your tart, whilst still married to Debs is not an acceptable reason. Oh well, look on the bright side, it's her that has to put up with all his shit now, I think I got the better part of the deal p.s. I still think he deserves the op
                      You certainly got the better part of the deal. You get to hang with all us handsome, studly guys. What more could you want?
                      I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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                      • Debs1964
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                        Originally posted by gwaddle
                        You certainly got the better part of the deal. You get to hang with all us handsome, studly guys. What more could you want?
                        I'd better not answer that
                        There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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                        • igi
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                          #13
                          Re: This had to be HARD news to take...

                          Originally posted by Debs1964
                          Those are acceptable reasons, removing ones trousers while in the presence of your tart, whilst still married to Debs is not an acceptable reason. Oh well, look on the bright side, it's her that has to put up with all his shit now, I think I got the better part of the deal p.s. I still think he deserves the op
                          you made the correct choise
                          leopard those not changes his spots,and the tart will find it the hard way

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