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  • fixthecopier
    ALIEN OVERLORD

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    • Apr 2008
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    #31
    Re: Tattoos

    There are between 45 and 55 locations to get tats in my town. I have stopped being surprised at the type of people who have them. Funniest tatoo related tale that I have comes from a maintenance man I worked with at the steel plant. When he was younger, in the army and drunk one night, he thought it a great idea to get snake eyes on the end of his "snake". Even with being numb from the whiskey, by the time the first eye was finished, his little fellow had pulled himself up inside of him so far that the second one was never done. He has since endured a lifetime of laughing from nurses who see his one eyed wonder worm.
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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    • ZOOTECH
      Senior member of CRS

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      • Jul 2007
      • 3375

      #32
      Re: Tattoos

      Originally posted by fixthecopier
      There are between 45 and 55 locations to get tats in my town. I have stopped being surprised at the type of people who have them. Funniest tatoo related tale that I have comes from a maintenance man I worked with at the steel plant. When he was younger, in the army and drunk one night, he thought it a great idea to get snake eyes on the end of his "snake". Even with being numb from the whiskey, by the time the first eye was finished, his little fellow had pulled himself up inside of him so far that the second one was never done. He has since endured a lifetime of laughing from nurses who see his one eyed wonder worm.
      So, it's always winking, or is it a 2 eyed 'Bishop'?
      Last edited by ZOOTECH; 07-11-2014, 04:47 AM.
      "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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      • slimslob
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        • May 2013
        • 37300

        #33
        Re: Tattoos

        Originally posted by fixthecopier
        There are between 45 and 55 locations to get tats in my town. I have stopped being surprised at the type of people who have them. Funniest tatoo related tale that I have comes from a maintenance man I worked with at the steel plant. When he was younger, in the army and drunk one night, he thought it a great idea to get snake eyes on the end of his "snake". Even with being numb from the whiskey, by the time the first eye was finished, his little fellow had pulled himself up inside of him so far that the second one was never done. He has since endured a lifetime of laughing from nurses who see his one eyed wonder worm.
        His name wasn't Jack was it, as in one eyed jack.

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        • fixthecopier
          ALIEN OVERLORD

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          • Apr 2008
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          #34
          Re: Tattoos

          Originally posted by ZOOTECH
          So, it's always winking, or is it a 2 eyed 'Bishop'?

          I never ask to take a peek. I was wondering how much extra the ink artist charges to hold the thing.
          The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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          • Debs1964
            Service Manager

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            • Oct 2010
            • 1687

            #35
            Re: Tattoos

            Originally posted by fixthecopier
            I was wondering how much extra the ink artist charges to hold the thing.
            Depending on how good looking the man being tattooed is, I could offer my services
            There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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            • NeoMatrix
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              • Nov 2010
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              #36
              Re: Tattoos

              Originally posted by Debs1964
              Depending on how good looking the man being tattooed is, I could offer my services
              With requests like that Debs you'll have your in-box filled up real quick.....

              Did I say that right....?...
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              • roho
                Senior Tech

                500+ Posts
                • Mar 2009
                • 844

                #37
                Re: Tattoos

                no tats, plenty of nifty scars though, and I didn't pay no big fat sweaty guy either!

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