[Annoying] Road Rage

[emujo]

Just in case you're the ass hole that flipped me off this am...

I'm in the slow lane doing 5 MFP over the speed limit, fuc**** go around me, I'm not going any faster. And just so you know....
1. I intend to stop at that light turning yellow to red, if you speed up to get through it and rear end me, fuc* you.
2. If you've had 1 1/2 miles to merge but want to wait until the last 15 ft to get in, and it has to be in front of me..fuc* you!!!
3. If you are to my left, and beside me, guess what? I can't see your blinker, how do I know what you intend to do? Fuc* Off
4. Sorry, I'm not driving a Ferrari. If I'm accelerating to slow for you, Fuc* Off
5. If I signal correctly, verify that I have enough room to scoot over, but didn't realize you were doing 80 in a 40 MPH zone, Fuc* You.
6. If I seem distracted when the light turns green, how about a simple toot?
7. If you have a gun on you, disregard, it was my fault, I'm really, very, truly, sorry. Emujo

[DWise]

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Emujo, I really wish you would open up and tell us how you really feel...

In the meantime,
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[slimslob]

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Sugar in the gas tank is also effective. Or try shoving a potato up the exhaust pipe. Causes back pressure in the exhaust system and the engine dies.

[Phrag]

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There sure are some shockers. But what really grinds my gears on the higwhay are semi trailers and heavy/long vehicles using a whole overtaking lane to pass a car, therefore slowing down a whole line of traffic behind him.

[fixthecopier]

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Sugar in the gas tank is also effective. Or try shoving a potato up the exhaust pipe. Causes back pressure in the exhaust system and the engine dies.

Have some bumper stickers printed that say "FUCK THE POLICE". Put one on the offending person's vehicle. Let the police handle it from there.

You can also change "Police" to the name of any outlaw biker chapter that operates in your area.

[Zackuth]

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There sure are some shockers. But what really grinds my gears on the higwhay are semi trailers and heavy/long vehicles using a whole overtaking lane to pass a car, therefore slowing down a whole line of traffic behind him.

Yep, this one gets me too. On a freeway with a 75mph limit, the truckers do 72 to pass another truck doing 70. And usually ends up being 5 minutes for the truck to pass. Makes a whole lot of sense.

[Akitu]

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Just yesterday there was a semi that ran a red light so terribly late, that the pressure pad detected a vehicle's presence long enough to change the light to green on a now deserted road. There are some people who just flat out shouldn't be driving. Yet we, as the victims and observers of these roadside atrocities, are the bad people because we get a little angry and start letting fingers fly?

That's not road rage, friends; it's vindication.

[CompyTech]

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Just in case you're the ass hole that flipped me off this am...

I'm in the slow lane doing 5 MFP over the speed limit, fuc**** go around me, I'm not going any faster. And just so you know....
1. I intend to stop at that light turning yellow to red, if you speed up to get through it and rear end me, fuc* you.
2. If you've had 1 1/2 miles to merge but want to wait until the last 15 ft to get in, and it has to be in front of me..fuc* you!!!
3. If you are to my left, and beside me, guess what? I can't see your blinker, how do I know what you intend to do? Fuc* Off
4. Sorry, I'm not driving a Ferrari. If I'm accelerating to slow for you, Fuc* Off
5. If I signal correctly, verify that I have enough room to scoot over, but didn't realize you were doing 80 in a 40 MPH zone, Fuc* You.
6. If I seem distracted when the light turns green, how about a simple toot?
7. If you have a gun on you, disregard, it was my fault, I'm really, very, truly, sorry. Emujo

Reminds me once not too long ago, this clown on the freeway gets right up on my ass out of no where in the "passing lane", as I'm going 75(speed limit is 70) to pass a truck. He's wanting to go 85, so as soon as I get back over into the "slow lane", he tries to pass me in the slow lane. Well he gets pissed off, blows around me, slows down tries to parallel me.(It's predictable, I knew what he was going to do next) Right before the exit he wants to take, he tries to get in front of me and brakes in an attempt to cut me off or show me up or whatever. Since I knew this was going to happen, I slowed way down to like 45 so his "technique" did not work. He's braking like nuts, while I'm just coasting along till..

He flies off the off ramp yelling some unknown obscenity and flailing his arm out the window. All while I'm laughing at his stupidity down the highway...

[Debs1964]

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Sugar in the gas tank is also effective. Or try shoving a potato up the exhaust pipe. Causes back pressure in the exhaust system and the engine dies.

Years ago someone pissed off my sister so she put a marble in his exhaust pipe, no damage was caused, but the rattling noise caused several visits to the garage, and an eventual exhaust replacement as they could find no cause for the noise.

Reminds me once not too long ago, this clown on the freeway gets right up on my ass out of no where in the "passing lane", as I'm going 75(speed limit is 70) to pass a truck. He's wanting to go 85, so as soon as I get back over into the "slow lane", he tries to pass me in the slow lane. Well he gets pissed off, blows around me, slows down tries to parallel me.(It's predictable, I knew what he was going to do next) Right before the exit he wants to take, he tries to get in front of me and brakes in an attempt to cut me off or show me up or whatever. Since I knew this was going to happen, I slowed way down to like 45 so his "technique" did not work. He's braking like nuts, while I'm just coasting along till..

He flies off the off ramp yelling some unknown obscenity and flailing his arm out the window. All while I'm laughing at his stupidity down the highway...

There is a roundabout near me over a motorway, I think every time I use this roundabout there are people in the wrong lanem usually they merge seamlessly into the correct lane, but one Saturday last year a man decided that he would cut me up (I am, after all a woman driver lol), I was having none of it and stuck firmly to the white lines, by the time I reached my eventual destination I was still laughing at the sight of him having to join the motorway going in the opposite direction to where he wanted to go

[MR Bill]

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Good for you Debs. Yo you are a women driver. But that,s ok. And you folks over there already drive on the wrong side of the road. Crazy. Just crazy.