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  • Akitu
    Legendary Frost Spec Tech

    Site Contributor
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    • Oct 2010
    • 2595

    #16
    Re: Can I delete my account from this useless website?

    Thread title "Can I delete my account from this useless website?"

    What I think he meant was "Can someone delete my useless account from this website?" Dyslexia sucks, but it's okay. I fixed it for you.
    Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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    • TonerMunkeh
      Professional Moron

      2,500+ Posts
      • Apr 2008
      • 3865

      #17
      Re: Can I delete my account from this useless website?

      Originally posted by aab1
      How can I delete my account, and ideally all threads from this forum?
      No, please don't delete the threads - just for the sheer comedy value of them. I'm thinking of creating a website called www.aab1isatotalfuckwit.com and putting your greatest hits on there.

      On a more serious note, you seriously can't expect to ask the kind of questions you have and be taken seriously. Can I use waste toner to refill my cartridges? That one question alone shows your character, or lack of same. I've seen embryonic kittens ask better questions.
      It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

      Hit it.

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      • pacman
        I can turn a screw...

        250+ Posts
        • Apr 2009
        • 318

        #18
        Re: Can I delete my account from this useless website?

        This guy almost reminds me of the second coming of ultimate_sacrifice.

        Almost.

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        • igi
          Service Manager

          1,000+ Posts
          • Apr 2009
          • 1507

          #19
          Re: Can I delete my account from this useless website?

          Originally posted by jonezy999
          Who the fuck have you ever helped here? Piss off and hold your hand out for freebies else where.

          Hi why are you handling this guy so gently, just let him have it

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          • prntrfxr
            Service Manager

            1,000+ Posts
            • Apr 2008
            • 1627

            #20
            Re: Can I delete my account from this useless website?

            Why doesn't someone grant his request? I mean it's what he wants and asked for. Leave his posts here, just delete his account and stop the madness!
            Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".

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            • I3FusionGuy
              Technician

              50+ Posts
              • Jun 2009
              • 71

              #21
              Re: Can I delete my account from this useless website?

              Originally posted by aab1
              I came here for help because I got my first laser copier after having only inkjets for decades. I needed help with the various different issues you can have with laser printers.

              It quickly became apparent that this is seemingly a clown forum with no actual techs to help anyone. There are other forums where the members actually help each other and I get my questions answered there, whereas in the year or so I've been here I don't even know if I got one helpful reply.

              This forum is nothing but a huge waste of time, how can I delete my account, and ideally all threads from this forum?

              I'm done wasting my time here, it's obvious no one wants to provide help to others.

              Please, show me the door and how to lock it by telling me where I go to delete my account (I use many other websites using this same forum software but never before have I subscribed to a forum so less than useless that I want to ban myself from it so I've never had to do this before).
              You, sir - and I use the term loosely - are the clown. You want all the answers so you can self-maintain your laser machine, and won't take the time to even fill out the user registration form correctly.If you asked questions that made any kind of sense....maybe you'd get an answer. This is a board for imaging TECHs, not end users trying to steal our hard earned, career-building knowledge.

              Can you reuse waste ink?

              Go troll somewhere else.

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              • fixthecopier
                ALIEN OVERLORD

                2,500+ Posts
                • Apr 2008
                • 4714

                #22
                Re: Can I delete my account from this useless website?

                Originally posted by aab1
                I came here for help because I got my first laser copier after having only inkjets for decades. I needed help with the various different issues you can have with laser printers.

                It quickly became apparent that this is seemingly a clown forum with no actual techs to help anyone. There are other forums where the members actually help each other and I get my questions answered there, whereas in the year or so I've been here I don't even know if I got one helpful reply.

                This forum is nothing but a huge waste of time, how can I delete my account, and ideally all threads from this forum?

                I'm done wasting my time here, it's obvious no one wants to provide help to others.

                Please, show me the door and how to lock it by telling me where I go to delete my account (I use many other websites using this same forum software but never before have I subscribed to a forum so less than useless that I want to ban myself from it so I've never had to do this before).


                Did it occur to anybody else that if he can't figure out how to delete his account, that might be a clue as to why he is so office equipment illiterate.
                The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                • mikadonovan
                  Senior Tech

                  Site Contributor
                  2,500+ Posts
                  • May 2008
                  • 2931

                  #23
                  Re: Can I delete my account from this useless website?

                  Originally posted by aab1

                  It quickly became apparent that this is seemingly a clown forum with no actual techs to help anyone
                  Dude, any semi-intelligent individual can see this forum's membership contains the best of the best. Help was offered, but you didn't listen. Read the the posts you have made, and tell me your not a douchebag. WTF
                  NEVER ASSUME ANYTHING

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                  • TheOwl
                    Service Manager

                    Site Contributor
                    1,000+ Posts
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 1732

                    #24
                    Re: Can I delete my account from this useless website?

                    HAHAHAHAHA.... I read the subject line, thought to myself "Yep, this is going to be a flame fest" and it was!!! lmao

                    This forum membership can be deleted by going to the command prompt of your pc and typing the command "format c:"
                    Please don't ask me for firmware or service manuals as refusal often offends.

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                    • JustManuals
                      Field Supervisor

                      5,000+ Posts
                      • Jan 2006
                      • 9838

                      #25
                      Re: Can I delete my account from this useless website?

                      Originally posted by mikadonovan
                      Dude, any semi-intelligent individual can see this forum's membership contains the best of the best. Help was offered, but you didn't listen. Read the the posts you have made, and tell me your not a douchebag. WTF

                      Best post on this thread. I bumped up your rep!

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                      • DWise
                        Senior Tech

                        500+ Posts
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 895

                        #26
                        Re: Can I delete my account from this useless website?

                        I wonder if aab1 gets an email every time someone posts on this thread? If so, I bet he's been really ticked over the last couple of months... Reading each email that comes across cuts into his waste-toner refill time... poor guy
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                        • sweet.persona
                          Engineer
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 415

                          #27
                          Re: Can I delete my account from this useless website?

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                          • Tonerbomb
                            AutoMajical Resolutionist

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                            2,500+ Posts
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 2589

                            #28
                            Re: Can I delete my account from this useless website?

                            Should you stay or should you go ?? Your posts can stay and you should blow away like waste toner in the wind! or maybe just catch a ride on the short bus. The technical value of your posts is inversly proportional to the comedic value, That means opposite for you aab1. Remember the best way to clean up your spilled waste toner is with a heat gun!! HP's stock is down and they need people like you to buy lots and lots of those $50 ink cartridges, or maybe you can get a Xerox Phaser and save money by useing the crayons from the dollar store. Good ridence DUMBASS.....
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                            • mrwho
                              Major Asshole!

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                              2,500+ Posts
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 4299

                              #29
                              Re: Can I delete my account from this useless website?

                              "Last Activity: 1 Week Ago"

                              Oh, he's been around...
                              ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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                              'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

                              Ibid

                              I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                              • banginbishop
                                grumpy old git

                                500+ Posts
                                • Oct 2007
                                • 894

                                #30
                                Re: Can I delete my account from this useless website?

                                Originally posted by Tonerbomb
                                Should you stay or should you go ?? Your posts can stay and you should blow away like waste toner in the wind! or maybe just catch a ride on the short bus. The technical value of your posts is inversly proportional to the comedic value, That means opposite for you aab1. Remember the best way to clean up your spilled waste toner is with a heat gun!! HP's stock is down and they need people like you to buy lots and lots of those $50 ink cartridges, or maybe you can get a Xerox Phaser and save money by useing the crayons from the dollar store. Good ridence DUMBASS.....
                                well just for him and enjoy the best of british

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