Best way to get more customers for my shop?

[KlowHalikz]

[rthonpm]

Re: Best way to get more customers for my shop?

I think you've mistaken this for the sister site caketechnet...

My uneducated guess would be make sure your location is near a lot of fat people.

[copymech]

keep the police away, they want free donuts.

[Jules Winfield]

Re: Best way to get more customers for my shop?

Put small amounts of heroine in the pastries so your customers will have no choice but to come back for more. Leave the heroine out of the doughnuts though, for obvious reasons...

[sdrawkcab]

Re: Best way to get more customers for my shop?

Buy a photocopier for your shop and offer a unique Cakes and Copies service.

[RRodgers]

Re: Best way to get more customers for my shop?

I'd start by offering every tech (well they have to prove they are a tech) a discount. That should get them rolling. Our fat asses love to eat. LOL

[ss12]

Good looking topless female staff.Just don't let them at the pastries lol

[Dreama]

Re: Best way to get more customers for my shop?

free wifi with a coffee

[DAG COPIERS & COMPUTERS]

Re: Best way to get more customers for my shop?

'Open the door with a bang!'. Make a grand launching ceremony and don't forget to invite the city's mayor to grace the occasion. That way you will attract customers 'of the upper class'.

[Jules Winfield]

Re: Best way to get more customers for my shop?

Offer pastries with a "happy ending"...

[Coronadope]

Re: Best way to get more customers for my shop?

Buy a photocopier from my company (a VERY large one), include a 1,000,000 copy / year MA ('cause you'll be doing a BUNCH of copies) and make hundreds of thousands of full color brochures. Hire kids to hand them out to everyone they see! Mail thousands more! (You may need a postage machine as well, which we just happen to sell!!) Good luck!! Happy baking!!


(In all seriousness......Best of luck to you.)