copier dos and don'ts

[infomaxbs]

can any one provide general user manual for Photo copier cum network printer with a list of dos and don'ts

tnx in advance

[Guest]

can any one provide general user manual for Photo copier cum network printer with a list of dos and don'ts

tnx in advance

This just gave me a idea, come out with a book!!

Photo copiers for DUMMIES...

LOL

[bnmand]

Do read the user manuals for the machine.

Don't try and fix anything and everything yourself that only a trained technician should fix.

If you want something generic think up of a list of things to do and things not to do as a user of a copier with network printing.

[mrwho]

This just gave me a idea, come out with a book!!

Photo copiers for DUMMIES...

LOL

I see a ca$h cow over there!

[bnmand]

Here's an example of the genius you might find therein:

How to load paper:

1. Open the cassette tray.
2. Fetch packet of paper
3. Open packet of paper
4. Take paper out of packet
5. Put paper in tray
6. Close paper tray
7. Put packaging of paper in bin.
8. Enjoy. This is hard work isn't it? So many steps to remember.

[mrwho]

Here's an example of the genius you might find therein:

How to load paper:

1. Open the cassette tray.
2. Fetch packet of paper
3. Open packet of paper
4. Take paper out of packet
5. Put paper in tray
6. Close paper tray
7. Put packaging of paper in bin.
8. Enjoy. This is hard isn't it

Not specific enbough! For the dummies out there, it needs a little extra steps. If you allow me:

1. Open the cassette tray.
2. Fetch packet of paper
3. Open packet of paper
4. Make sure paper is in good condition (no humidity, no bent corners, etc)
5. Take paper out of packet
6. Put paper in tray
7. Adjust the cassette tray guides to the paper
8. Close paper tray
9. Put packaging of paper in recycle bin.
10. Enjoy. This is hard isn't it

I'm sure others can give their contributions as well. When everyone's finished, we'll have material for just one book called "Copier/Printer Paper Tray Ressuplying For Dummies"

[KenB]

I see a ca cow over there!

Mmmmmmooooooo...

[Tricky]

How to load paper:

1. Open paper tray.
2. Place different size paper in tray.
3. Do not set the paper size dials.
4. Wonder why machine jams.
5. Stick label to tray saying something like 'not working do not use'

[mrwho]

Best one yet so far (for me, at least):

(On a machine that rises all the tray, not just one of the ends)
- Put A4 paper on the feeding side and use the remainder left space on the tray to store another ream of A4 paper. When the tray rises and some of the feeding paper is spent, the tray will jam (because the stored paper hit the top of the tray and the detecting mechanism it couldn't sense it), gears will break with the added effort, 2hrs of labour will be charged and the customer will say that it wasn't his/her fault!

(Well, that should be divided by more sub-steps, but I was just ranting - maybe this is getting off-topic and should be moved for the rants section?)

[Funnyfarm69]

This should help

We leave these instructions on all our machines as part of our customer service programme.

Das Machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren musten keepen das cotten-pickenen hands in das pockets - relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.


Works every time!!!