A Slow Year But It's Almost Over

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  • XeroxTechBrazil
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    • Aug 2008
    • 196

    A Slow Year But It's Almost Over

    I know business is down, talking to clients. I know it is for me.

    We'll be rolling out a vaccine before year's end in the US,, I suspect that it will all come back quickly in the US,, but it will take several months before we see the vaccine penetrate into much of the world.
    There will be unvaccinated in the US, and there will be outbreaks,, but with some significant vaccine penetration, the virus will have nowhere to go.

    I had the virus during the first week of April,, luckily a relatively light case,, especially for my age. I won't give you the number,, but google Xerox 914, and I went to work for Xerox shortly after its introduction.

    That beast had a feed clutch that required you to lay on your back, looking up, and drive out a 1/4 pin. The clutch would fail erratically, and the registration would vary wildly.

    The customers really didn't mind the varying registration,, back in those days,, things were much less precise. But, the machine used a puff of air to remove (many will remember the 9000 fuser roll) the paper from the drum,, and you had to get on your knees to remove the paper from the drum. We called those mis puffs.

    The SF moist air gave us some latitude in the puff timing,, but if you were in Arizona,, the paper stuck to the drum like glue.

    The machine operator didn't like the "get on your knees" thing,, so she quickly learned that she could unplug the machine, and the paper would conveniently disappear into the brush housing. Some even learned to immediately place a service call,, knowing it wouldn't be very long before toner started dropping on the passing sheets.

    Invariably, the operator would scratch the soft selenium drum clearing the paper jam,, requiring the drum to be polished with Brasso to remove the scratch.

    We had a guy in San Francisco go out on permanent disability with crippling arthritis in his hands before we realized that the brasso and selenium was soaking into our skin. Those were simpler times.

    I waited until the traffic across the bridge died down,, parked my commercially licensed Xerox station wagon in a loading zone (parking was tough even back then,, and Xerox found out that it was cheaper to pay a commercial license than pay for multiple parking in and outs.

    I moved into "duplicators" pretty quickly, and a territory was 25 machines. My favorite was the 2400. Sneaking steel developer into the machine,, and going by weekly,, you never got a call,, hardly.

    I "routed" my territory,, trimming my machines, my customers knew that they would see me every week,, so generally didn't bother calling unless the machine was down. By 2PM I was drinking a Guiness/Michelob black and tan,, once in a while bailing out a neighbor tech so he too would get out "on time",, and waiting for 3:30 ,, when I could jump on the bridge before the traffic. Calls that came in after 4PM were held by dispatch until the next day,, they weren't even broadcast to the Motorola radios we carried.

    No customer expected to see you before 9AM,, and four hours was considered a very good response.

    As I said,, simpler times
  • tsbservice
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    • May 2007
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    Re: A Slow Year But It's Almost Over

    Good writing XeroxTech. I secretly jealous you guys having old times. For sure one can have a lot of all good or bad. The 70s, the 80s what a great times I was kid but those seems to be entertaining to work in also. Kudos to all guys started in 70s, 80s!
    A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
    Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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    • BillyCarpenter
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      Re: A Slow Year But It's Almost Over

      Originally posted by tsbservice
      Good writing XeroxTech. I secretly jealous you guys having old times. For sure one can have a lot of all good or bad. The 70s, the 80s what a great times I was kid but those seems to be entertaining to work in also. Kudos to all guys started in 70s, 80s!
      I'm sure this story has been told before but back in the day a copier tech had to dress like a businessman in slacks and a white dress shirt and tie. We had to carry a tool kit that looked like a briefcase. Why? Because copiers were so unreliable that we were always in the customer's office and they wanted us to blend in as opposed to looking like a copier tech. The past isn't always what's its cracked up to be.
      Adversity temporarily visits a strong man but stays with the weak for a lifetime.

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      • tsbservice
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        • May 2007
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        Re: A Slow Year But It's Almost Over

        Originally posted by BillyCarpenter
        I'm sure this story has been told before but back in the day a copier tech had to dress like a businessman in slacks and a white dress shirt and tie. We had to carry a tool kit that looked like a briefcase. Why? Because copiers were so unreliable that we were always in the customer's office and they wanted us to blend in as opposed to looking like a copier tech. The past isn't always what's its cracked up to be.
        I agree. And thank you for adding to the OP rep. Already done that.
        A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
        Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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        • Scarecrow
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          • Oct 2010
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          Re: A Slow Year But It's Almost Over

          Hey Mr. Brazil, You have too much time on your hands! I kept a cycle control just to show newbies how rugged those dups were built.

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          • XeroxTechBrazil
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            • Aug 2008
            • 196

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            Re: A Slow Year But It's Almost Over

            Originally posted by Scarecrow
            Hey Mr. Brazil, You have too much time on your hands! I kept a cycle control just to show newbies how rugged those dups were built.

            And remember what a PIA it was to change a simple micro switch in the cycle control ?

            Now, someone needs to tell the newbies the war stories about the 36-III, and the fire in the White House basement
            Yes, Joe, there is a basement in the White House.


            It's true that we had to wear a tie, but I don't remember white shirts.
            I think that was IBM. In the late 60's we had moved from the super skinny ties to the super wide ties. SF was always a dressy place,, not sure about now Different crowd now in Union Square I'm sure than gathered then at lunchtime to watch the Bay Area Leg Lovers competitions (time of mini skirts,, remember).

            Music was starting to get really good,, not as good as the 70's though.
            RIP Eddie Van Halen

            I only ever hated one machine that Xerox produced: the 4000. Worse was its bastard son, the 5400. Incredibly popular with it's letter-legal tray switching with a button and it's compact, office friendly size and low noise level, it was a nasty machine. It funded Xerox' development of the 9000 product *, another machine that would bite your butt no matter how meticulous you were.


            *People still ask,, what did Xerox do with all the money they made from the 9000 ?

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