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  • nmfaxman
    Service Manager

    Site Contributor
    1,000+ Posts
    • Feb 2008
    • 1702

    #1

    New Game best acrostic.

    Sample is LLRT-- Lefty Loosy Righty Tighty
    Why do they call it common sense?

    If it were common, wouldn't everyone have it?
  • aodtech
    Trusted Tech

    100+ Posts
    • Nov 2007
    • 194

    #2
    NPF - No Problem Found

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    • 10871087
      Service Manager

      1,000+ Posts
      • Jan 2005
      • 1143

      #3
      RTFM - Read The F'n Manual

      That's my favorite even though it's not actually an acrostic

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      • Jordan
        Technician
        • May 2008
        • 16

        #4
        There is alwys the ID10T {idiot} error

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        • cobiray
          Passing Duplication Xpert

          1,000+ Posts
          • Mar 2008
          • 1199

          #5
          PIBCAK

          Problem Is Between Chair And Keyboard
          the savin2535 is displaying well bet the hiter lamp is not shining and the lamp had been tested o.k.please kindly help.
          Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.
          Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.

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          • nmfaxman
            Service Manager

            Site Contributor
            1,000+ Posts
            • Feb 2008
            • 1702

            #6
            DAAHR / DAABOR

            Dumb As A Hot Rock
            Dumb As A Box Of Rocks
            Why do they call it common sense?

            If it were common, wouldn't everyone have it?

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            • pspahr
              Toner Schlep

              100+ Posts
              • May 2008
              • 227

              #7
              KISS

              Keep It Simple, Stupid
              VectorLinux---Check it out!

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              • DadO
                Trusted Tech

                Site Contributor
                250+ Posts
                • Dec 2007
                • 401

                #8
                Adidas TM*

                All day I dream about sex

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                • mjarbar

                  #9
                  E S T O: Equipment Superior To Operator

                  But I also like the ID10T code as well

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                  • DavePo
                    Trusted Tech

                    250+ Posts
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 303

                    #10
                    M.I.S.T.O.: Machine is smarter than Operator

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                    • blackcat4866
                      Master Of The Obvious

                      Site Contributor
                      10,000+ Posts
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 22927

                      #11
                      Fubar: F#$%ed Up Beyond All Recognition
                      If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
                      1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
                      2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
                      3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
                      4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
                      5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

                      blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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                      • iMind
                        Vacuum Cleaning Expert

                        1,000+ Posts
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 1116

                        #12
                        S.I. Something Inside
                        sigpicWe can all Win, but at the end we all loose. Save the greyhound

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                        • ToshibaTech
                          Senior Tech

                          500+ Posts
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 580

                          #13
                          PEBKAC
                          Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
                          I will not give you service manuals or firmware.

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                          • ZOOTECH
                            Senior member of CRS

                            Site Contributor
                            2,500+ Posts
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 3374

                            #14
                            When I'm unable to explain a fix/repair to customer, I tell them it's either AM or FM.
                            That is: Another Miracle or Freaking Magic.
                            "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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                            • laserman06
                              Conservative in Exile

                              250+ Posts
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 323

                              #15
                              SNAFU==Situation Normal All F*&^ Up
                              The family that prays together, stays together!
                              Smile God created you and He doesn't make mistakes!

                              Relax, God IS in control!

                              Be still and know that I am God
                              Ps 46:10

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