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  • prntrfxr
    Service Manager

    1,000+ Posts
    • Apr 2008
    • 1627
    #16
    Private Message Help Line

    Just use the force. It always works for me. A good strong magnet, couple of passes and shazaam! LOL. Dont try this at home children...
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".

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      • DadO
        Trusted Tech

        Site Contributor
        250+ Posts
        • Dec 2007
        • 401
        #17
        Few guys did ask me and i helped them as much i could and i know. I personaly asked few of guys and they helped me as much they could since it was specific tech question witch is better to ask on private.

        This is preety much all

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          • paul bristol uk
            Technician

            50+ Posts
            • Nov 2005
            • 51
            #18
            You are all missing the point Mr Spock did not have a clue it was Scotty who would have to sort the technical stuff out. Just get him a big bag of"dilithium crystals" and its all sorted

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              • laserman06
                Conservative in Exile

                250+ Posts
                • Dec 2007
                • 323
                #19
                Originally posted by paul bristol uk
                You are all missing the point Mr Spock did not have a clue it was Scotty who would have to sort the technical stuff out. Just get him a big bag of"dilithium crystals" and its all sorted
                True Scotty could fix anything with dilithium crystals. Wonder what they would do to a Konica Minolta copier? or any copier?
                The family that prays together, stays together!
                Smile God created you and He doesn't make mistakes!

                Relax, God IS in control!

                Be still and know that I am God
                Ps 46:10

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                  • mjarbar
                    #20
                    Originally posted by laserman06
                    True Scotty could fix anything with dilithium crystals. Wonder what they would do to a Konica Minolta copier? or any copier?
                    From what I have read on here it would improve them no end, but just remember ... ya canna change the laws of physics laddie...

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                      • prntrfxr
                        Service Manager

                        1,000+ Posts
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 1627
                        #21
                        Private Message Help Line

                        maybe he could make it out of transparent aluminum and make it copy at warp factor nine! If he had trouble with tribbles (Thats why we're in business, by the way, too many tribbles), he could just go back in time by sling-shotting the copier around the sun and to fix it.

                        Scotty is the coolest. Another reason I became a tech. Although, I know I'm not the equivalent by a longshot, everyone here thinks I'm supposed to be. I had to put a sign up in my department, "One miracle per day per person." They all know there are no exceptions to the aforementioned rule.
                        Last edited by prntrfxr; 11-03-2008, 02:21 PM. Reason: add stuff...
                        Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".

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                          • mjarbar
                            #22
                            The impossible is easy, miracles take a little longer...but I wouldn't bother with the sling shot, just aim it into the sun!!!

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                              • tsbservice
                                Field tech

                                Site Contributor
                                5,000+ Posts
                                • May 2007
                                • 7970
                                #23
                                Originally posted by paul bristol uk
                                Just send them this back


                                That's the short version Paul, here is a full
                                A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
                                Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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