Trailer Trash

[Agent86]

You know you're really trailer trash when...

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"

Your Junior / Senior prom had a daycare.

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.

Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

[CMB]

not funny picking on poor folks.

[Dusterman]

Hmmmmmmmmm

It's all good ..................
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There are those amoungst us who think that being poor is a malidy.
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I was brought up by a single mother in the 50's and we always ..... always never had more than what it took to eat or to wear ......... ever !
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We ate the guvment surplus peanut butter , beef and ham .......... I grew up learning that if I need something that I needed to go out and get it .... I learned that the guvment and the rich were only out for themselves ..... no matter which church they belonged to...... BTW ..... my aunt [ bless her departed soul ] was one of the first lady ministers in the Four Square Church .........
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So now ............
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When I hear a "poor boy joke" ......... I don't get mad or self-righteous about those that have never been poor .......... I pity them for not knowing how to survive if our world as we know it came to a screeching halt ........I feel sorry for them that they will never know the real caring and sharing of good nieghbors , friends and family ......... they may never know true hunger or want .......... but without knowing that ........ they will never know the true meaning of fullfilled or complete .
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I'm proud that I have made a little bit of something outta myself ........ and even continue to learn something new .........almost everyday.........
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An "old boy" told me one time ........... learn something new everyday and it will be a good day .......... but if ....... someone ever says they know it all ............ run ...... run very far and very fast ......... away from this person .......... they are a liar !
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CMB ......... when you go to church .......... I assume you go to church ........ do you do what you preach and take a "poor boy or family" under your wing and teach them and help them .......... I truely hope so ....
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Agent 86 ...... hopefully you too will teach others that are less fortunate than you, not all "poor folk" are dumb and/or lazy ........ some do not have the opportunities that you have had .
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As always ...................
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Keep on ...............
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Keepin on ...............................
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[Jbtech]

Jeeze folks lighten up it was a joke, I often muse when Looking out the window of my apartment and noticing the Gun shop, pawn shop and Bar that I may just be a redneck

[Ctl-Alt-Del]

Jeeze folks lighten up it was a joke, I often muse when Looking out the window of my apartment and noticing the Gun shop, pawn shop and Bar that I may just be a redneck

I am a redneck and I liked it.

Jeff Foxworthy once said, "If your home is mobile, and the four cars on your front lawn ain't, you might be a redneck".

[Dusterman]

Hmmmmmmmmm

I know it was a joke ...................
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You know it was a joke .................
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I just felt that someone ........... didn't appreciate the humor and needed to be .......... ed u ma cate d ................
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Yes it was humorous and I did laugh at it ................
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So .............
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are we all ................. gooo oood now ?
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Time to go ..................
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and
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gitter dun .........................
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[CMB]

yes i do go to church. and you know what the sermon was about? picking on the poor and less fortunate ones. for most of us to show a little commpassion. i used to laugh at those jokes, some i still do, i just try to ignore them now because most are not really jokes-they are the truth.

redneck. do ya'll even know what a redneck is? some folks try and call me a redneck, but i'm not. i'm country, but i am not a farmer. redneck is slang for farmer. so next time you are sitting at the table stuffing your piehole with meat and taters-thank a redneck.

[Dusterman]

It's all good ...............

I am very pleased to know that we have solved the worlds problems here

[Jbtech]

actually webster's defines redneck as a "working class southern white" so I guess that would be me as well as you.

I'm not sure what church you go to but whatever church it is they ought to teach you about tolerance for other people's opinions oor fialing that to keep your own narrow minded sermons to yourself.

Your "holier than thou" atttitude is positively nauseating

Get a sense of humor or better yet just shut up

[Dusterman]

Hmmmmmmmmm

Me ...................

[CMB]

actually webster's defines redneck as a "working class southern white" so I guess that would be me as well as you.

I'm not sure what church you go to but whatever church it is they ought to teach you about tolerance for other people's opinions oor fialing that to keep your own narrow minded sermons to yourself.

Your "holier than thou" atttitude is positively nauseating

Get a sense of humor or better yet just shut up

look here college boy. your dictionary is wrong unles you are reading one of those politicaly correct bullshit dictionaries. i know what a redneck is. almost my entire family are farmers somewhere. and i am by no means a city boy. and i will not shut up!

[CMB]

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Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source
/ˈrɛdˌnɛk/Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[red-nek]Pronunciation Key - Show IPA PronunciationInformal: Often Disparaging. 1.an uneducated white farm laborer, esp. from the South. 2.a bigot or reactionary, esp. from the rural working class. 3.Also, red-necked. narrow, prejudiced, or reactionary: a redneck attitude.
Also, red-neck.Americanism; red1 + neck]


American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source (rěd'něk') Pronunciation Key
n. Offensive Slang

1. Used as a disparaging term for a member of the white rural laboring class, especially in the southern United States.
2. A white person regarded as having a provincial, conservative, often bigoted attitude.

(Download Now or Buy the Book) Online Etymology Dictionary - Cite This Source
redneck

"cracker," 1893; attested 1830 in more specialized sense ("This may be ascribed to the Red Necks, a name bestowed upon the Presbyterians in Fayetteville," from Ann Royall, "Southern Tour I," p.148). According to various theories, red perhaps from anger, or from pellagra, but most likely from mule farmers' outdoors labor in the sun, wearing a shirt and straw hat, with the neck exposed.

WordNet - Cite This Source redneck
nouna poor white person in the southern United States
American Heritage New Dictionary of Cultural Literacy, Third Edition - Cite This Source
redneck


A slang term, usually for a rural white southerner who is politically conservative, racist, and a religious fundamentalist (see fundamentalism). This term is generally considered offensive. It originated in reference to agricultural workers, alluding to how the back of a person's neck will be burned by the sun if he works long hours in the fields.

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[Jbtech]

Interesting that you claim not to be a redneck, use "college boy" as a disparaging remark (as if education is harmful and negative) and then post several cut and pastes about how redneck means "bigoted", I believe your dixie is showing there.


"It is better to remain quiet and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

[CMB]

CHARLIE DANIELS FOR PRESIDENT



I ain't nothin' but a simple man
They call me a redneck I reckon that I am
But there's things going on
That make me mad down to the core.

I have to work like a dog to make ends meet
There's crooked politicians and crime in the street
And I'm madder'n hell and I ain't gonna take it no more.

We tell our kids to just say no
Then some panty waist judge lets a drug dealer go
Slaps him on the wrist and then he turns him back out on the town.

Now if I had my way with people sellin' dope
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope
I'd hang 'em up high and let 'em swing 'til the sun goes down

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today
People done gone and put their Bible's away
They're living by the law of the jungle not the law of the land
The good book says it so I know it's the truth
An eye for and eye and a tooth for a tooth
You better watch where you go and remember where you been
That's the way I see it I'm a Simple Man.

Now I'm the kinda man that'd not harm a mouse
But if I catch somebody breakin in my house
I've got twelve guage shotgun waiting on the other side

So don't go pushing me against my will
I don't want to have to fight you but I dern sure will
So if you don't want trouble then you'd better just pass me on by

As far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse
For the raping and the killing and the child abuse
And I've got a way to put an end to all that mess

Just take them rascals out in the swamp
Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump
Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest

You know what's wrong with the world today
People done gone and put their Bible's away
They're living by the law of the jungle not the law of the land
The Good Book says it so I know it's the truth
An eye for and eye and a tooth for a tooth
You better watch where you go and remember where you been
That's the way I see it I'm a Simple Man


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[Agent86]

Wow, I really started a shit-storm with this one.