What's in a name?

[fixthecopier]

O.K. I will not call out the company, but the other day I found out that Michael Hunt {or "Mike Hunt... has anybody seen Mike Hunt" }, works for one of the major brands. This would be funny to people who grew up in the 50's or saw the movie "Porky's" in the 70's. I know I am juvenile, but I almost laughed and said "are you kidding me, how old were you when that got old?

Working on a military base allows me to see peoples last names at a glance.
I have sold a printer to Captain Kirk and tried to sell one to Mr. Snotty
Fixed a copier for Captain Morgan
Am currently working on a plotter for Forrest Woods
Sold toner to Major Bimbo
Serviced Col. Sanders copier and copiers for Major Hack and Major Payne and Private Person.
Met more than one Sargent Major , not the rank, a Sargent who's last name was Major, confusing huh? And let us not forget Sargent Sargent at the drug test program.
My ex wife worked for a company that had a manager named Harry Dick
Sometimes nature can be cruel. I walked by a Sargent with male pattern baldness who's last name was Hairless.
My favorite name was on a 6ft 3inch 285 pound Special Forces Master Sargent who's last name was Deathrage. How fitting was that.

[KopyKat]

I worked with a man in Chicago named Mike Hickey...He married a woman named Anita...Anita Hickey. She did it to herself!

[TheOwl]

At the previous dealership that I worked for, or office manager was Theresa Brown. She then got married and her name changed to Theresa Large.

[10871087]

At the previous dealership that I worked for, or office manager was Theresa Brown. She then got married and her name changed to Theresa Large.

I knew a Seaman Seaman in the Navy about 5,000 years ago, He got promoted and was Petty Officer Third Class Seaman.

What about Major Major Major Major in Catch-22

[fixthecopier]

When I was in jr high school I knew a kid whose name was Thomas Thomas. What was his middle name? Thomas of course. Thomas Thomas Thomas, I swear to god its true.

[rh112]

Worked with a guy years ago first name was J middle name R
Everyone called him JR
He always told everyone when he was in military the asked for his first name he told them J said they spelled it Jay told them it was J only
Then they asked for middle name he said R only
He swore that milatary had his name as Jonly Ronly

[avold]

The first name one of the big heads (finance manager or something like that ) working for my company is Dick. Last name Small. So his emails are from mr Small,Dick.....

[countrytech]

I had a landlord ( this is true ) whose name was Richard Head. Was never game to call him 'Dick'.

[fixthecopier]

I had a landlord ( this is true ) whose name was Richard Head. Was never game to call him 'Dick'.

You have answered a question that has haunted me for a while. Now I can stop looking in phone books. Parents can be so cruel.

[mjarbar]

I actually knew a kid called Gordon Bennett at school, and yes it was hell for him.

[mrwho]

I actually knew a kid called Gordon Bennett at school, and yes it was hell for him.

Explain that one to me - I'm not getting it!

[Shadow1]

It's a Limey thing - Kinda like Hugh Heffner over here appearantly... Google it.

I had a customer at everyone called "Fuzzy" which wouldn't have been so bad if his last name wasn't "Cox." Talk about cruel stupid parents, I always hoped it was a nickname, but never had the balls to ask. He wasn't particulary harry or bald or anything - nothing I could see to earn a nickname like that - but that's what was on his nameplate on the door "Fuzzy Cox"

[fixthecopier]

Can you imagine growing up in America with names like these.



25 Horribly Awesome Names anass-rhammar

[gwaddle]

I use to have a phone book from Kill Devil Hills N.C. The only reason I had it was to prove there was a guy named, Dworsky Hobnob Winklestinki. I was told he changed it from John Smith.

[KenB]

It's a Limey thing - Kinda like Hugh Heffner over here appearantly... Google it.

I had a customer at everyone called "Fuzzy" which wouldn't have been so bad if his last name wasn't "Cox." Talk about cruel stupid parents, I always hoped it was a nickname, but never had the balls to ask. He wasn't particulary harry or bald or anything - nothing I could see to earn a nickname like that - but that's what was on his nameplate on the door "Fuzzy Cox"

I went to high school with a girl named Sandy Cox. (Yes, the jokes were plentiful!)