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  • KenB
    Geek Extraordinaire

    2,500+ Posts
    • Dec 2007
    • 3944

    #46
    I think I'd take that comment straight to his manager's office.

    That kind of attitude hurts us all.
    “I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked up in the basement.” - Tim Hawkins

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    • gwaddle
      Senior Tech

      500+ Posts
      • May 2009
      • 782

      #47
      Originally posted by RRodgers
      I JUST had a salesman tell me on Monday.... and I QUOTE "Once it's signed... I don't care"
      Had one tell me once, "It doesn't matter if a customer gets mad, for every one that's mad at us, there are 10 that never heard of us". The bad part was, he owned the company.
      I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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      • KenB
        Geek Extraordinaire

        2,500+ Posts
        • Dec 2007
        • 3944

        #48
        Maybe it's a division of Murphy's Law, but bad news travels WAY faster than good news.

        Meaning that for every one that you snork off, you've got to totally wow those other ten - all just to keep even.
        “I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked up in the basement.” - Tim Hawkins

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        • pioneer007
          Technician
          • Oct 2009
          • 37

          #49
          The unfortunate thing about sales is that they are snake oil salesmen and used car con men coupled with being technical idiots.
          The Beattles said it best. "Lieing with their eyes while their hands are busy working overtime".

          I wouldnt want their job and probably couldnt do it. Lieing and missleading doesnt come natural to me or most technicians.
          But....that is exactly what it takes to do their job, some are better then others. If the con game gets to out of hand I'll step in and speak up in front of the customer. Sales knows this and it keeps things in check.

          I'll be dammed having them leave me to fix some unrealistic expectation. I also have no problem giving customers realistic expectations. It matters not, what sales had said, I'm not playing a game!

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          • Shadow1
            Service Manager

            Site Contributor
            1,000+ Posts
            • Sep 2008
            • 1642

            #50
            Originally posted by pioneer007
            I'll be dammed having them leave me to fix some unrealistic expectation. I also have no problem giving customers realistic expectations. It matters not, what sales had said, I'm not playing a game!
            Exactly. I've done the technical side of several big sales, leaving the salesguy to fill in the paperwork. The customers appreciate it because not only do they get the real skinny on what the machine can and can't do, but they get the technical why and why nots as well. We've beat out the competition every single time I've done this, but I still hear the sales team bragging "I've just signed a $xxxK deal..."

            P.S. In defense of the rare good sales person, I do get credit from a few of them, and one even pulled cash out of his pocket when I got refused commission on a deal.
            73 DE W5SSJ

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            • TonerMunkeh
              Professional Moron

              2,500+ Posts
              • Apr 2008
              • 3865

              #51
              I think the best salesman screw up I've ever seen was when I was installing a Model-J printer (AP3800) about 5 years ago. Turns up on site, plumbs the machine in and gets it printing for the customer, sets off back to the office. Apparently a couple of hours later, the customer puts a service call in saying he can't copy from the machine. Notice I said PRINTER. Apparently the sales bod said it was a copier too, which obviously they can be - but not without the sscanner option. What a fuckwit.
              It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

              Hit it.

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              • pioneer007
                Technician
                • Oct 2009
                • 37

                #52
                Originally posted by roser72
                Hi Sirs,

                Good Day, Did you know some people here or company who deals used copier machine specially konica?

                I am planing to import and bring it here in Philippines. Please help me Sirs.

                Thank you and have a nice day! Godbless
                No..........and no.

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                • gooseklr
                  Technician
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 34

                  #53
                  GO AWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                  • mrwho
                    Major Asshole!

                    Site Contributor
                    2,500+ Posts
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 4299

                    #54
                    Shoooo!
                    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                    Mascan42

                    'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

                    Ibid

                    I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                    • mascan42
                      Trusted Tech

                      250+ Posts
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 485

                      #55
                      The salesman fucked this one right up the ass. He sold the customer a base model (single tray) Bizhub 181 and told them it would fit on the floor stand they had - the floor stand is not only way too small, it also has locating pegs on it from whatever copier it orginally came with, which keep the drawer from opening. So now I had to wait 2 hours for another tech to arrive so we could lift the machine onto the customer's desk - hopefully only temporarily, since it only has enough overhead room to open the feeder about three inches.

                      And while I'm waiting, I look down and see a phone cord hanging loose behind the machine - and that's how I found out the old copier had a fax unit on it, but the salesman forgot to order one for the new machine. And he says it'll take 7-10 days to get one.

                      On top of all this, the delivery guys picked up the old copier when they delivered the new one on Friday morning, so the customer has been without a fax machine for three and a half days now (they're open on the weekends).

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                      • mrwho
                        Major Asshole!

                        Site Contributor
                        2,500+ Posts
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 4299

                        #56
                        Originally posted by mascan42
                        The salesman fucked this one right up the ass. (...)
                        That guy still works there?
                        ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                        Mascan42

                        'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

                        Ibid

                        I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                        • Shadow1
                          Service Manager

                          Site Contributor
                          1,000+ Posts
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 1642

                          #57
                          Originally posted by mrwho
                          That guy still works there?
                          You mean you've got guys who do even that good?
                          73 DE W5SSJ

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                          • fixthecopier
                            ALIEN OVERLORD

                            2,500+ Posts
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 4713

                            #58
                            I just heard this last week. A lady at one of my calls mentioned that where she goes to church, they have one of our machines [di250]. She said they need color and I started to bring up some used C350's. She said that their salesman told them he thought he may be able to add a tray to the machine to make it color. I just gave up and quit talking.
                            The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                            • jonhiker
                              Senior Tech

                              500+ Posts
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 661

                              #59
                              Originally posted by Shadow1
                              Our company policy is that a sales order cannot be processed until a completed site survey is turned in with the order. That being said, I've still never seen even a partial site survey.
                              Site survey would imply that the salesperson actually went to the site!?!? i have gone to more than one network install to find there isn't even a network drop, even though the survey said it was there.

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                              • mascan42
                                Trusted Tech

                                250+ Posts
                                • Oct 2008
                                • 485

                                #60
                                Originally posted by jonhiker
                                Site survey would imply that the salesperson actually went to the site!?!? i have gone to more than one network install to find there isn't even a network drop, even though the survey said it was there.
                                I'm lucky if the site survey even has the correct address on it.

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