USA's new HOT ROD

[Tonerbomb]

B) Check out the new Ford GT at http://www.fordvehicles.com/fordgt/ . This is my kind of service vehicle. :evil: :evil: :evil:

[CMB]

Re:USA's new HOT ROD

you make enough money to spend over a hundred grand on one of those things?? they are sharp, but i\'ll stick with my 12 year old 30 miles to the gallon honda civic.

[Tonerbomb]

Re:USA\'s new HOT ROD

:laugh: over 100k, Try 230k +. only 1500 made by Rousch. And quit preachin\' to the choir, I\'m still drivin an old buick that\'s over 233000 miles. If your not an old school gearhead that\'s OK , This car is sweet and built in the USA. I\'m starting to think your as much of a grumpy old bastard as I am. Enjoy the ride!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Post edited by: tonerbomb, at: 2005/08/01 19:36

Post edited by: tonerbomb, at: 2005/08/01 19:51

[CMB]

Re:USA's new HOT ROD

chill out a little. this is why the name of this particular forum is called rants, raves and anything else.

plus i\'m a ol chevy fan.

anything after 1965 is crap.

[Lance]

Re:USA's new HOT ROD

It\'s a totally cool car, I would like to have one for myself. Too bad they are like a million dollars each and what\'s even worse, too bad it\'s a Ford!

F - fucked
O - on
R - race
D - day

[Tonerbomb]

Re:USA's new HOT ROD

:laugh: RANT RANT RANT RAVE RAVE RAVE It\'s cool boys, see what this trade does to you after a couple decades!! classic cars rule. motor on!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

[Aneurysm]

Re:USA's new HOT ROD

I want one!!!!

[Tonerbomb]

Re:USA's new HOT ROD

B) Welcome to the club!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

[hawkfan12]

Re:USA's new HOT ROD

Lance wrote:

It\'s a totally cool car, I would like to have one for myself. Too bad they are like a million dollars each and what\'s even worse, too bad it\'s a Ford!

F - fucked
O - on
R - race
D - day

Found On Road Dead

[CMB]

Re:USA's new HOT ROD

f-flip
o-over
r-read
d-directions

f- found
o- on
r- road
d- dead

f- fucked
o- ol\'
r- rebuilt
d- dodge

[Lance]

Re:USA\'s new HOT ROD

How about:

Fucker Only Rolls Downhill
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Found On Rubbish Dump
Fucked Over Road Disaster
First On Recall Day (I like this one)
Fix Or Repair Daily
First On Rust and Deterioration
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

Post edited by: LANCE, at: 2005/08/11 12:33

[Sgt. Hulka]

Re:USA's new HOT ROD

tonerbomb wrote:

B) Check out the new Ford GT at http://www.fordvehicles.com/fordgt/ . This is my kind of service vehicle. :evil: :evil: :evil:

I WANT ONE!

[10871087]

Re:USA's new HOT ROD

Found these while I was roamimg the net:

GM
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus

GMC
Garage Man\'s Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car

GTO
Gas, Tires, Oil

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing\'s Driveable And Inexpensive...

JEEP
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Empty Every Pocket

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MG
Money Guzzler

MGB
Might Go Backwards

MGF
Might Go Forward

MIATA
My Intention Always To Accelerate

MOPAR
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain\'t Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs

MUSTANG
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick\'s Irregular Leftover Equipment
old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday

PINTO
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PLYMOUTH
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

[Tonerbomb]

Re:USA's new HOT ROD

B) Nice !!! So very acurate in some cases!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

[vypurr]

Re:USA's new HOT ROD

you forgot to mention PONTIAC
Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac
:evil: