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  • pspahr
    Toner Schlep

    100+ Posts
    • May 2008
    • 227

    #61
    Techity tech tech

    I service copiers and, as the customer would like to believe, any electro-mechanical device within the confines of their building. I've even been asked to take a look at a vacuum cleaner, a couple of cars (which is funny if you know me), an elevator, and even an old HO scale model train set.....If only I were evil enough (read: salesperson) to charge for all that extra-curricular activity.
    VectorLinux---Check it out!

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    • Bill T.
      Technician
      • May 2008
      • 45

      #62
      If it was made by man, and has moving parts, I can fix it it. or atleast take it apart and make it FUBAR.....
      Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

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      • kwazimoto
        Trusted Tech

        100+ Posts
        • Jan 2007
        • 199

        #63
        I am a tech have been one for almost 18 years

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        • TonerMunkeh
          Professional Moron

          2,500+ Posts
          • Apr 2008
          • 3865

          #64
          Originally posted by backtech
          Sure, like many, a "tech", but of what?

          I Can fix:
          PC's
          Copiers
          Appliances
          Cars
          and more...

          In 2007 I can see the day when all of these items will blur and devices will be multipurpose. The only downside to this is the automobile. I prefer less technology there, not more. Everything else, fine.

          Technician?

          You bet!

          Reuse, Recycle, FIX IT, don't toss it.
          Ooooh, yes! Can't wait for the day my toaster can photocopy and my screwdriver tells me my washing's done...

          Us techs are an odd breed, how many other types of work can you think of that put up with the shit we do?
          It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

          Hit it.

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          • northerntech
            Technician

            50+ Posts
            • Jun 2008
            • 69

            #65
            I am ex ikon, now i can fix equipment and satisfy the customer locally!!!

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            • tecrem

              #66
              Tech

              B 4 I could not even spel technesan now I are one !

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              • saz_ryd
                Technician
                • Jul 2008
                • 26

                #67
                I am an technician,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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                • FRIDGEMAGNET
                  Trusted Tech

                  250+ Posts
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 377

                  #68
                  Originally posted by tecrem
                  B 4 I could not even spel technesan now I are one !
                  That is good.
                  There used to be a picture with this on it going around in the 80's anyone got a copy.

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                  • Jack Reacher
                    Technician
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 26

                    #69
                    If i can't make the damp paper thing fly... i gotta come back with parts! ... but if the customer is nice to me i'll fix it!

                    Oh, and that noise is normal! ... in fact your's is quieter than most!

                    You do keep the machine nice and clean mrs customer ... be careful or i'll have to give you a certificate for being my best customer!
                    muppet is as muppet does!

                    Jimbob

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                    • Serviser
                      Technician
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 16

                      #70
                      I`am technican...

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                      • aRsen_lupEn
                        Technician
                        • Apr 2006
                        • 10

                        #71
                        I am an technician

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                        • esam ramadan
                          Trusted Tech
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 199

                          #72
                          welcome to fright night of technicians

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                          • David Makolo

                            #73
                            Sometimes tha kopiers fix me esp after lunch

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                            • deep
                              Trusted Tech

                              100+ Posts
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 208

                              #74
                              If my customers think I am a technician, then I am a technicain. I don't care anyway......
                              Kenny

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                              • Gamut
                                Trusted Tech

                                Site Contributor
                                100+ Posts
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 216

                                #75
                                Just realised to bloo*y long in this game

                                32 yeers ugo i cant even speell teknotion now i are one

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