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  • ravikumarj
    Technician
    • Apr 2007
    • 49

    #211
    Originally posted by Robert Sveinson
    =Brave Hart;91777]
    I am a Tech and will probably stay one till the day I die!

    As for the customer I am many things!
    A Tech, an electrician, a plumber, a mechanic and a Therapist.

    For my Boss I am a jack of all trades

    Above sentences are not mine even though
    it looks like they are.

    ==================================================
    Below are mine, and I apologise for the screw up.

    For my boss I am a jackass of all trades.

    I can still hear him when he was berating all techs
    and and stating that he could train a monkey faster.......................
    [/QUOTE]

    Exactly said JACK

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    • fredykurniasukardi

      #212
      new comer here just wanna be the technician... Could you help me please?

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      • jacky
        Technician

        50+ Posts
        • Jun 2009
        • 61

        #213
        i'm technician

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        • andym
          Technician

          50+ Posts
          • Oct 2008
          • 90

          #214
          I have a screwdriver. It doesn't work though... I keep hitting the copier with it, as hard as I can, but the copier still refuses to work. Maybe I'll try kicking it instead.
          Last edited by andym; 04-05-2010, 11:53 AM. Reason: typo

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          • Tonerhopper

            #215
            Fourty min. copier service, 5 min to the car and 15 min to nap!

            No, I don't understand how much you need the copier,don't know what I'm doing, I'm not the other guy,yes you can make a copy while I dump the DV and no I'm not a Tech.

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            • mapsanji
              Technician
              • Dec 2009
              • 12

              #216
              Yeah Im a tech andI will not come home drunk. I will not come home drunk. I willnt come hom drunk. I willna brom hom dunk. I wina dunk hum brump........

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              • montana
                Trusted Tech
                • Aug 2008
                • 392

                #217
                yup.......i am technician....

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                • collme
                  Ricoh tech

                  Site Contributor
                  100+ Posts
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 221

                  #218
                  engineer through and through

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                  • part.list

                    #219
                    i am the mothe of all technicians

                    ooohhh yeeee i'm technician and i feel good

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                    • gwaddle
                      Senior Tech

                      500+ Posts
                      • May 2009
                      • 782

                      #220
                      I prefer "Wizard of the copier world" if you please.
                      I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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                      • chrisp

                        #221
                        Im a photocopier faith healer. I yell "praise the lord" then place my hands on the machine and push it over. If god then decides to heal it the the job is done, if not we send in someone working for the other side, I think they call them salesmen.

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                        • SCREWTAPE
                          East Coast Imaging

                          Site Contributor
                          2,500+ Posts
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 3396

                          #222
                          Or they send the CAT

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                          • blazebusiness
                            SanDiegoCopierRepair.com

                            Site Contributor
                            1,000+ Posts
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 1250

                            #223
                            I was factory trained by Canon so I know just enough to be dangerous.
                            sigpicAnything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough- San Diego Copier Repair.com

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                            • zed255
                              How'd ya manage that?

                              1,000+ Posts
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 1024

                              #224
                              Originally posted by blazebusiness
                              ...I know just enough to be dangerous.
                              Hey that sounds like me when an unsuspecting Unix admin provides me with root privelages! It has happened. Self taught on Linux gives me just the right amount of knowledge to be a very dangerous man on big iron Unix...

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                              • Joelzkie
                                Technician
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 37

                                #225
                                yes i am a technician, i can fix copier

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