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  • prntrfxr
    Service Manager

    1,000+ Posts
    • Apr 2008
    • 1622

    #16
    How about a "lock-in" ?

    We had a tech do just that about 30 years ago at a factory.

    He was working in an area where there were phones, but needed access codes to dial an outside line. Needless to say, he could find none. Being 1980, there were no cell phones.

    Of course, this was at 5:00 on a Friday afternoon, so he didn't get out until about 6:00 Monday morning.

    Fortunately there was a restroom and a snack machine with a bill changer so he didn't starve (or explode!).

    That would never have worked for me. I never carry cash. If I need money I use my debit card. I'd have tore a door down or taken it off it's hinges. This guy didn't even have a family wondering where he was??? Didn't he have an office to check in with?? Wow!
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".

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    • SCREWTAPE
      East Coast Imaging

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      • Jan 2009
      • 3396

      #17
      Originally posted by prntrfxr
      That would never have worked for me. I never carry cash. If I need money I use my debit card. I'd have tore a door down or taken it off it's hinges. This guy didn't even have a family wondering where he was??? Didn't he have an office to check in with?? Wow!
      That's what im saying. My wife wouldn't believe that ish.

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      • KenB
        Geek Extraordinaire

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        • Dec 2007
        • 3944

        #18
        Notice he was there from Friday night until Monday morning, so our office never knew.

        As for family, he had none locally, and lived by himself.

        I know it was forever ago ( a few months after I first started), but from what I remember of him, this guy was a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

        We had company cars back then, and he turned his (a '79 Olds Cutlass) into a bucket of bolts in about a year and a half. The owners took a real beating on that when they turned the car back in when the lease was up.
        “I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked up in the basement.” - Tim Hawkins

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        • nmfaxman
          Service Manager

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          • Feb 2008
          • 1702

          #19
          Not to change the subject, but the LOCKDOWN on the stapler on this machine is phquin funny.
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          Why do they call it common sense?

          If it were common, wouldn't everyone have it?

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          • KenB
            Geek Extraordinaire

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            • Dec 2007
            • 3944

            #20
            Originally posted by nmfaxman
            Not to change the subject, but the LOCKDOWN on the stapler on this machine is phquin funny.
            I think I saw that on "ThereIFixedIt.com" - some pretty outrageous stuff there!
            “I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked up in the basement.” - Tim Hawkins

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            • OMD-227

              #21
              Originally posted by nmfaxman
              Not to change the subject, but the LOCKDOWN on the stapler on this machine is phquin funny.

              Now that is an outstanding output tray!! Cant see any future problems there................

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              • gwaddle
                Senior Tech

                500+ Posts
                • May 2009
                • 782

                #22
                Originally posted by nmfaxman
                Not to change the subject, but the LOCKDOWN on the stapler on this machine is phquin funny.
                I've had to do the same kind of output tray till I could fix the sorter several times over the years.
                I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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                • blackcat4866
                  Master Of The Obvious

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                  • Jul 2007
                  • 23010

                  #23
                  I've made quite a few paper-box-top exit trays myself, mostly for Canon analog copiers with finishers with busted trays. =^..^=
                  If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
                  1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
                  2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
                  3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
                  4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
                  5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

                  blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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                  • Lagonda
                    Service Manager

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                    • Aug 2008
                    • 1649

                    #24
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                    Used to do the hasp and staple bit to stop the students half inching the paper. Then came across a guy in Sydney that made these gadgets, a much neater solution.
                    At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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                    • SCREWTAPE
                      East Coast Imaging

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                      • Jan 2009
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                      #25
                      NICE^^^^

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                      • nmfaxman
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                        • Feb 2008
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                        #26
                        Technically I pointed out the LOCKDOWNED stapler.
                        I just never duct taped a stapler to the copier.
                        I would have chained the stapler and staple remover to a table opposite to the copier to protect the drum.
                        We have all improvised an exit tray, but we could never LOCK them down.
                        Just following the theme of the post.
                        Why do they call it common sense?

                        If it were common, wouldn't everyone have it?

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                        • Oze
                          Ricoh Fanboy

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                          • Jul 2008
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                          #27
                          Originally posted by Lagonda
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                          Used to do the hasp and staple bit to stop the students half inching the paper. Then came across a guy in Sydney that made these gadgets, a much neater solution.
                          We use something very similar for the University of Southern Queensland.

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                          • pacman
                            I can turn a screw...

                            250+ Posts
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 318

                            #28
                            Originally posted by blackcat4866
                            I've made quite a few paper-box-top exit trays myself, mostly for Canon analog copiers with finishers with busted trays. =^..^=
                            Wedged between the machine and the finisher? Yessir!

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                            • tmeikle
                              Junior Member
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 3

                              #29
                              Thats quite the addon there, I think I know a couple places here that might like something like that for their copier.

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                              • Dark Helmet
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                                • May 2009
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                                #30
                                We had a AR235 with a similar setup, the cabinet below had metal bars on it that went up infront of the paper trays and the door was locked. The coin op also bolted inside that door so you could not open the right hand door to clear paper jams. It worked so good and pleased so many students when it jammed that they poured a bottle of coke into the document feeder twice! After the first insurance claim that was like $3000 they did not fix it a 2nd time.
                                Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

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