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    • Jan 2005
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    [Funny] Redneck Medical Terms

    Benign - What you be, after you be eight.
    Artery - The study of paintings
    Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
    Barium - what doctors do when patients die
    Cesarean section - a neighborhood in Rome
    Cat scan - searching for kitty
    Cauterize - made eye contact with her
    Colic - a sheep dog
    coma- a punctuation mark
    D & C - Where Washington is
    Dilate - to live long
    Enema - Not a friend
    Fester - quicker than someone else
    Fibula - a small lie
    Genital - a non-Jewish person
    GI series - world series of military baseball
    Hangnail - what you hang your coat on
    Impotent - distinguished, well-known
    Labor pain - getting hurt at work
    medical staff - a doctor's cane
    Morbid - a higher offer
    Nitrates - cheaper than day rates
    Node - I knew it
    Outpatient - a person who has fainted
    Pap Smear - A fatherhood test
    Pelvis - second cousin to Elvis
    Post Operative - a letter carrier
    Recovery room - place to do upholstery
    Rectum - darn near killed him
    Secretion - hiding something
    Seizure - a Roman emperor
    Tablet - a small table
    Terminal Illness - getting sick at the airport
    Tumor - one plus one more
    Urine - opposite of you're out
    Varicose - nearby / close by
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