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  • Jimbo1
    Senior Tech

    500+ Posts
    • Mar 2008
    • 845

    #31
    Better yet we could all cut the soles out of our shoes, sit in a tree and learn how to play the flute!
    "Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you."

    Cdr. William Riker

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    • KenB
      Geek Extraordinaire

      2,500+ Posts
      • Dec 2007
      • 3944

      #32
      Originally posted by prntrfxr
      Anytime I see a post about springs in a service call I always think about the story of a big burly tech trying to replace a separation pad on the Tray 1 p/u asm for an HP 4000. One of the 2 little compression springs got away from him and he was down on all fours trying to find it. The entire time a secretary was watching him. Finally, after he had looked for it a while, she asked him if he was looking for a spring. "Yes, how did you know?" was his reply. "Because it's in your beard," was hers.

      That one still cracks me up.
      When I was a newb, there were several occasions when a renegade corona spring got caught in my hair.

      Of course, that's back when I actually HAD hair...
      “I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked up in the basement.” - Tim Hawkins

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      • mrwho
        Major Asshole!

        Site Contributor
        2,500+ Posts
        • Apr 2009
        • 4299

        #33
        End of vacations for me. Back on track!
        ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
        Mascan42

        'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

        Ibid

        I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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