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  • prntrfxr
    Service Manager

    1,000+ Posts
    • Apr 2008
    • 1622

    #16
    One year I took a nice 2 week vacation, and this is what happened when I got back:

    1. 8 projects that could have been done by my techs (I trained them, I know what they can do) were waiting on me. When I asked one of my techs, she said the boss wanted me to do it because he didn't believe that any of them could. She asked if she could do it 3 times and he told her not to touch it.

    2. They hired 1 warehouse person, operations manager, and an inventory control person (I'm not saying they're bad people) right before I went on vacation. All the procedures that took the rest of us 5 years to establish for things (seemingly unimportant to them) like, proper inventory management, quality control, and department communication were changed. That was 3 years ago and we still have problems with all three (worked like a well oiled machine before).

    3. Then I had the usual parts that I had not trained anyone on yet and a long list of tech support questions to finish. That was expected, however.

    Since then if I take more than 3 days off in a week, it's because I'm sick and even then, I'm calling in to make sure things are done right.

    I love my job, thank God, but there are times I miss that go to work, do your job, and go home feeling I used have when I was a field tech. I was responsible for my service calls and that was it. Notice I did not say service manager. I don't miss that. Too much like being operations manager. You're in the middle in that job, crap runs downhill and rises up to your eyeballs at the same time. Here, I'm kind of like the oil that makes the machine work. It works without me, but not as well. Additionally, I can't figure out how I got all these extra jobs that have absolutely nothing to do with being a technician.

    "Did you order the office supplies from Staples?"
    "You were late this morning, your supposed to be here to make the coffee."
    "The air conditioning in the breakroom went out again, can you see what you can do?"

    oh and did I mention, this company has 3 owners who are all equally important...

    "I need a service note written for this problem?"
    "Why are you doing a service note, we need these parts?"
    "Do those parts later, I have a tech support question on line 1?"
    "Why haven't you finished the service note already, we need that done today?"
    "Can you make a list of what exactly you do here, because we want to make sure it's cost effective?"

    Can't take a service call to hide from them either. The good thing is I have 2 supervisors that let me run my department the way I want, defend what I do to the big 3, and are fun to work with. Plus, I don't get that bored having a variety of things to do. The big 3 don't like when I'm not here, so a random sick day, if I mention the time I quit one job without having another job to go to (had another job before I got home and not afraid to do it again if I have to), or ask them if they want my door key, usually straightens out the problems.

    There are more positives than negatives, so far. When the negatives outweigh the positives, I'll go somewhere else. Besides, I'm getting a bit of vacation time in Sept. Can't wait...
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".

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    • mjarbar

      #17
      Originally posted by prntrfxr
      "Did you order the office supplies from Staples?"
      "You were late this morning, your supposed to be here to make the coffee."
      "The air conditioning in the breakroom went out again, can you see what you can do?"
      My God do we have the same bosses

      "The server is on the fritz have a look will you..."

      "Can you talk...insert engineer...through...insert something you have never seen or touched...on...insert machine you have never heard of"

      "Can you deliver 'x' to 'y' and install on network, we dont have any details but they say it's a simple system they have got...!!!"

      After the last one I start running!

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      • mrwho
        Major Asshole!

        Site Contributor
        2,500+ Posts
        • Apr 2009
        • 4299

        #18
        I work on a small company, so right now it's just me and another tech. I'm the most experienced, since he's still in training. Fortunately my boss was a tech before, so he knows what to do, since he has more experience than I do. I still get asked sometimes to check something on my mail while on vacation, but my boss guaranteed me that he'd try not to bother me while on holliday, and he kept it so far.
        ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
        Mascan42

        'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

        Ibid

        I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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        • Herrmann
          Senior Tech

          Site Contributor
          500+ Posts
          • Jan 2006
          • 792

          #19
          So now I have an RTF for one, I say again, one screw
          @TonerMunkeh, if i understand/translate this correct, you go out into this Field of Tripmines without carrying a little Box containing several screws, retaining rings and springs in your Toolbox?

          i am shocked
          If sometimes you feel a little useless, offended and depressed always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm of hundreds of millions!

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          • ToshibaTech
            Senior Tech

            500+ Posts
            • Apr 2007
            • 580

            #20
            Originally posted by prntrfxr
            ...
            Additionally, I can't figure out how I got all these extra jobs that have absolutely nothing to do with being a technician.
            ...

            AMEN!
            I will not give you service manuals or firmware.

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            • SwampYankee
              Technician
              • Jul 2010
              • 20

              #21
              Hmm, well, let's see. First call of the day was a network install(Print, scan to email). I get there, and am told that everyone I need to talk to is on vacation. It was an appointment, but, meh, shit happens. So I get in the car, fill out my paperwork, and am half a second away from punching 'Depart' on my BB when the lady comes out and tells me she didn't know that the pastor had come in. So I head back in, and attempt to do my thing. Turns out, their internet is down. Not a major problem... in theory. In practice, their main PC's CD drive is inoperable, and it refuses to recognize either my flash drive or my BB. So, nope, nothing happening there. The secondary PC, well, the lady was on vacation and no one knows her password. I finally get on the pastor's PC, and am able to install at least one copy of printer driver someone, as well as peek at the settings for the mail server. Of course, it's outside the building, and they have no internet today, so who knows if it actually works. So 2 hours, and I get pretty much nothing done.
              Of course, while I'm banging my head on that wall, my call queue is slowly filling up. And lo and behold, my furthest out customer (approx 140 miles from the office, and half of that is not highway) has called in with a C6200 (fuser) code on her TA400ci. I call into the office, see if we have any fusers handy and am told no. I call the customer, see if I can talk her through looking for a paper wrap and running a reset, since something about the paper this customer uses is prone to that. She does so, and tells me the code comes right back. I check in with the office again, and am told to head up, and hopefully I'll get lucky. So I head north.
              About halfway there, dispatch calls me and sees how far I am, and tells me "Yes, we do have a fuser.":| Unfortunately, I'm far enough from either end that if I turn around, I won't make it up there until 1600 or so if I'm lucky. So I keep going. Finally get up there, and yep, there's a paper wrapped around the hot roller. Quietly thanking the copier gods, I remove the wrap and reset the fuser. Which promptly throws another code. :| So yep, now I need to spend about 6 hours and 300 miles of driving to replace a fuser, which is generally a 15 minute job. On the upside, one of the other techs who lives up by me was down there last night, and he's got the fuser for me, so that at least spares me the 70 mile drive to the office this morning.

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              • TonerMunkeh
                Professional Moron

                2,500+ Posts
                • Apr 2008
                • 3865

                #22
                Originally posted by herrmann
                @TonerMunkeh, if i understand/translate this correct, you go out into this Field of Tripmines without carrying a little Box containing several screws, retaining rings and springs in your Toolbox?

                i am shocked
                I do, but none that small. I was gutted!
                It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

                Hit it.

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                • fixthecopier
                  ALIEN OVERLORD

                  2,500+ Posts
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 4713

                  #23
                  of course the spring you loose will be unique in some way no matter how many you have.
                  The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                  • Stirton.M
                    All things Konica Minolta

                    1,000+ Posts
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 1804

                    #24
                    when it comes to springs, I have completely given up because there are so many different types, and it is usually the one I do not have in the stash.

                    Luckily, most of the screws for KM hardware are the same, so I do not have to have a screw for every occasion. A few large sized ones and a few small sized ones with a couple lengths each along with dark vs light coloured. About a dozen. As for clips, I keep a bunch of the plastic c-clips of assorted sizes in a small plastic bag in my wallet. If I find I need one, I know I will have one there.
                    "Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls."
                    ---Groucho Marx


                    Please do not PM me for questions related to Konica Minolta hardware.
                    I will not answer requests or questions there.
                    Please ask in the KM forum for the benefit of others to see the question and give their input.

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                    • vincent64
                      Trusted Tech

                      250+ Posts
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 382

                      #25
                      Originally posted by jimbo1
                      I find going to the mall and putting slinkies on the escalators helps.

                      Do that one weekend for us and video and post it on utube, bet it would be a hit.

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                      • prntrfxr
                        Service Manager

                        1,000+ Posts
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 1622

                        #26
                        fixthecopier
                        of course the spring you loose will be unique in some way no matter how many you have.
                        Anytime I see a post about springs in a service call I always think about the story of a big burly tech trying to replace a separation pad on the Tray 1 p/u asm for an HP 4000. One of the 2 little compression springs got away from him and he was down on all fours trying to find it. The entire time a secretary was watching him. Finally, after he had looked for it a while, she asked him if he was looking for a spring. "Yes, how did you know?" was his reply. "Because it's in your beard," was hers.

                        That one still cracks me up.
                        Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".

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                        • mikadonovan
                          Senior Tech

                          Site Contributor
                          2,500+ Posts
                          • May 2008
                          • 2931

                          #27
                          Funny, funny!
                          NEVER ASSUME ANYTHING

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                          • fixthecopier
                            ALIEN OVERLORD

                            2,500+ Posts
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 4713

                            #28
                            Originally posted by prntrfxr
                            Anytime I see a post about springs in a service call I always think about the story of a big burly tech trying to replace a separation pad on the Tray 1 p/u asm for an HP 4000. One of the 2 little compression springs got away from him and he was down on all fours trying to find it. The entire time a secretary was watching him. Finally, after he had looked for it a while, she asked him if he was looking for a spring. "Yes, how did you know?" was his reply. "Because it's in your beard," was hers.

                            That one still cracks me up.

                            OMG, for a minute I thought you were talking about me today, only it was a Bizhub 501, and the spring was on the bottle detect lever, and was damn near microscopic. As I held it in my hand and said to myself something like "shit, look how small they are", I watched as one popped off and landed on dirty beige carpet. It was 15 min to find it and 15 to get it back on, me grumbling and muttering cuss words all the while about the asshole who designed this.
                            The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                            • copytechman
                              Senior Tech

                              Site Contributor
                              500+ Posts
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 946

                              #29
                              Where is this lever so I know not to rip one out acidentally?! Wow!

                              Regards!
                              A.

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                              • fixthecopier
                                ALIEN OVERLORD

                                2,500+ Posts
                                • Apr 2008
                                • 4713

                                #30
                                Originally posted by copytechman
                                Where is this lever so I know not to rip one out acidentally?! Wow!

                                Regards!
                                A.

                                It sits on top of the back end of the toner bottle, after you remove the cover over the bottle holder, to detect the bottle is in. You have to lift it up to change the photocell.
                                The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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