What's the weirdest thing that you have ever found inside a copier,printer?

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  • BLADE
    former propeller tester

    250+ Posts
    • Dec 2009
    • 478

    #91
    Re: What's the weirdest thing that you have ever found inside a copier,printer?

    Originally posted by allan
    Double A battery, Chicken bones and ostrich feathers.
    in the same machine?

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    • bigwul
      Technician

      50+ Posts
      • Jun 2014
      • 60

      #92
      Re: What's the weirdest thing that you have ever found inside a copier,printer?

      Not sure it's weird - more a sign of the times....

      Loom Bands - lots of them - dropped inside the machine - managed to get themselves everywhere - hard to find and even harder to remove some of them.

      Obviously no one knew how they got there!!...despite most of the women in the office wearing bracelets made from them.....

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      • copymutt
        Trusted Tech

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        • Aug 2008
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        #93
        Re: What's the weirdest thing that you have ever found inside a copier,printer?

        Fake fingernail in the fuser.

        Hey anyone seen my screwdriver w/ assorted bits? I think I left it in an HP scanner many moons ago.

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        • CraigW
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          • Dec 2010
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          #94
          Re: What's the weirdest thing that you have ever found inside a copier,printer?

          Recently someone's bound appointment/note/calendar booklet stuck at the registration of a 601.


          Had some unexplained oily soaked sheets found in a paper tray once......and they somehow managed to pass one through a 1312.


          In both cases no one knew anything !!!

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          • emujo
            Field Supervisor

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            • Jun 2009
            • 3009

            #95
            Re: What's the weirdest thing that you have ever found inside a copier,printer?

            melted skittles around fuser. Emujo
            If you don't see your question answered in the forum, please don't think it's OK to PM me for a personal reply...I do not give out firmware and/or manuals.

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            • allan
              RTFM!!

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              • Apr 2010
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              #96
              Re: What's the weirdest thing that you have ever found inside a copier,printer?

              Powdered gecko in fuser sleeve.
              Whatever

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              • fixthecopier
                ALIEN OVERLORD

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                • Apr 2008
                • 4714

                #97
                Re: What's the weirdest thing that you have ever found inside a copier,printer?

                Originally posted by allan
                Powdered gecko in fuser sleeve.
                If you added water, would it turn into a live one?
                The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                • blackcat4866
                  Master Of The Obvious

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                  #98
                  Re: What's the weirdest thing that you have ever found inside a copier,printer?

                  I don't remember what model ... it was probably a 60ppm Canon ... was infested with box elder bugs. The high voltage units served as a built-in bug zapper, and any bugs so unfortunate as to drop onto the imaged paper got flattened by the fuser with a "Crunch!" and an oily stain on the paper.

                  Boxelderbugz.jpg

                  =^..^=
                  If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
                  1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
                  2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
                  3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
                  4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
                  5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

                  blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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                  • NeoMatrix
                    Senior Tech.

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                    • Nov 2010
                    • 3514

                    #99
                    Re: What's the weirdest thing that you have ever found inside a copier,printer?

                    Oooh, sshhh!t, the usual :
                    Gecko inside fuser roller.
                    Gecko eggs in machine and ADF.
                    Lizard and cockroachs in fuser roller, smells yum.
                    Big @ss spider in fuser lamp, nice smell.
                    Huge bivwac of ants inside a machine laser unit, whole machine was condemed.
                    Live gecko inside optics, wow talk about confusing diagnostics.
                    Cockroach crud for infinity.
                    Mice chewing feed rollers,p!ssing on PCB,s chewing wires and plastics.
                    Human hair in a finisher unit.
                    Full cup of coffee in the fuser flowing onto the ITB unit.
                    Human Penis greasy outline on copy glass ( boss found that one).
                    Every kind of mineral dust known to the mining industry.
                    Every non-OEM after market toner ever manufactured.

                    And really unknown strange things( when asked, no one knows how they got there) like: paperclips,staples,whiteout ,human hair, biro,labels,OHT's....
                    Ooooh I wonder how that got there....?.....

                    Annnddd not forgetting --bangs,knocks,scraps,breaks,dents that strangely just some how appear to happen inside of machines.
                    ..
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                    • allan
                      RTFM!!

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                      • Apr 2010
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                      #100
                      Re: What's the weirdest thing that you have ever found inside a copier,printer?

                      Originally posted by fixthecopier
                      If you added water, would it turn into a live one?
                      Hehe only the some of the bones was still intact. I Was perplexed about the flaky powder coming from the fusing unit on a B350.
                      Whatever

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                      • Tricky
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                        • Apr 2009
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                        #101
                        Re: What's the weirdest thing that you have ever found inside a copier,printer?

                        From a google search I wont take credit for this.


                        Only in Australia, thank God.

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                        • bigwul
                          Technician

                          50+ Posts
                          • Jun 2014
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                          #102
                          Re: What's the weirdest thing that you have ever found inside a copier,printer?

                          Originally posted by NeoMatrix
                          Oooh, sshhh!t, the usual :
                          Gecko inside fuser roller.
                          Gecko eggs in machine and ADF.
                          Lizard and cockroachs in fuser roller, smells yum.
                          Big @ss spider in fuser lamp, nice smell.
                          Huge bivwac of ants inside a machine laser unit, whole machine was condemed.
                          Live gecko inside optics, wow talk about confusing diagnostics.
                          Cockroach crud for infinity.
                          Mice chewing feed rollers,p!ssing on PCB,s chewing wires and plastics.
                          Human hair in a finisher unit.
                          Full cup of coffee in the fuser flowing onto the ITB unit.
                          Human Penis greasy outline on copy glass ( boss found that one).
                          Every kind of mineral dust known to the mining industry.
                          Every non-OEM after market toner ever manufactured.

                          And really unknown strange things( when asked, no one knows how they got there) like: paperclips,staples,whiteout ,human hair, biro,labels,OHT's....
                          Ooooh I wonder how that got there....?.....

                          Annnddd not forgetting --bangs,knocks,scraps,breaks,dents that strangely just some how appear to happen inside of machines.
                          ..

                          So glad I don't work where you are!!!!.....yikes!!

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                          • NeoMatrix
                            Senior Tech.

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                            • Nov 2010
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                            #103
                            Re: What's the weirdest thing that you have ever found inside a copier,printer?

                            Originally posted by skynet
                            From a google search I wont take credit for this.


                            Only in Australia, thank God.

                            Nice...King Brown. heaps of these guys in the Aussie backyards.
                            Given the size of an A4 sheet of paper I guess the size of this snake between six to eight feet long.
                            Highly venomous, rated around 2nd or 3rd dangerous land snake.
                            today's trivia....
                            Last edited by NeoMatrix; 01-15-2015, 12:25 PM.
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                            • BLADE
                              former propeller tester

                              250+ Posts
                              • Dec 2009
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                              #104
                              Re: What's the weirdest thing that you have ever found inside a copier,printer?

                              I bet thats where the snake shit was coming from

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                              • Lagonda
                                Service Manager

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                                • Aug 2008
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                                #105
                                Re: What's the weirdest thing that you have ever found inside a copier,printer?

                                Originally posted by NeoMatrix
                                Nice...King Brown. heaps of these guys in the Aussie backyards.
                                Given the size of an A4 sheet of paper I guess the size of this snake between six to eight feet long.
                                Highly venomous, rated around 2nd or 3rd dangerous land snake.
                                today's trivia....
                                That isn't a Brown snake its a harmless Green Tree snake (I known it's not green but colour isn't the best way of ID-ing snakes) You'd know it if it was a Brown as the buggers are highly aggressive and would be trying to have a piece of you. Most snakes, even the Red Bellied Black, do their best to disappear the moment they spot you but a Brown will stand its ground and inquire "Do you feel lucky punk"
                                At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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