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no ..but i know a few cowboys
Tip for the day; Treat every problem as your dog would.....If you cant eat it or f*ck it....then p*ss on it & walk away... -
A wife? close enough?Comment
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A guy goes into the Blacksmith to apply for a job.
The blacksmith asks the guy..... 'So... have you ever shoed a horse before?"
The guy responds.... 'No... but I've told a donkey to get stuffed".Comment
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Yep, a Kentucky Mountain Horse. He's my wife's "baby".
We used to have a Quarter Horse, too, but gave her away as she was coming up lame most days.)“I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked up in the basement.” - Tim HawkinsComment
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I know quite a few techs who own motorcycles, which is the modern version of the horse. Does that count?
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".Comment
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My Jetski has 255 HORSEpower......... if that counts too.Comment
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So what's with the interest in horses all of a sudden? Are you trying to put together a show to take to Tijuana?But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard... to be the Shepherd.
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thought i did
when i was little i used to swear all the time and my dad was fed up of telling me off .anyway as a punishment he filled mychristmas stocking with horse manure.
in the morning my sister came running into my room and said i got a lovelly doll from santa what did you get.
a f***in horse when i can find the ba****tdComment
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