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I think these guys have a pretty good idea what to do with it: YouTube - If I Had $1,000,000 - Barenaked Ladies [BEST ONE]“I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked up in the basement.” - Tim HawkinsComment
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If I had a million dollars, I would find something better to do with my time than fix machines.Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".Comment
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Yes I would be breaking the machines that YOU guys have to fix!!!!Comment
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i had this discussion with my boss a couple of years ago....he was astounded when i said that i wasn't going to stop working for him if i got a lot of money.....then i revealed that i'd come in 2 morinings a week to do his toner deliveries lolTip for the day; Treat every problem as your dog would.....If you cant eat it or f*ck it....then p*ss on it & walk away...Comment
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If I had a million dollars I wouldn't be living in the theiving, chav infested, price hiking, penny pinching, lying goverment scumbag festered shithole that is the UK. Cayman Islands or Australia I'd go!It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.Comment
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If you got a million dollars here in the US the gov would take half of it and then the Dem's would hate you for being rich and think you cheated someone out of it.Color is not 4 times harder... it's 65,000 times harder.
They call it "TECH MODE" for a reason. I have manual's and firmware for ya, course... you are going to have to earn it.Comment
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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I'd move to some secluded island in a nice part of the world and live like a hermit...
wait a second, I am already doing that....
Uh...let me rethink this...."Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls."
---Groucho Marx
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One million dollars isn't exactly FU money. Definitely not enough to justify quitting your job.But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard... to be the Shepherd.
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I'd pay all my debts, buy a nice car, pay for the wife's driving license, buy a car for her, buy her a nice shop for her business and put the rest in the bank - half for us and the other half for our kid.' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
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I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!Comment
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