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  • highlife tech
    • May 2025

    #1

    [WTF] Squeak in the wheel

    Mouseacre.jpgThe wife tells me the other day she has a lot of blood on her driver’s side rear tire. I’m thinking yeah right. I went out to find this. I went back in and asked her if she heard any squeaking. She said no. I then ask if she heard any tiny screams. She looked a little puzzled until it clicked that I was messing with her. I’ve seen mice get caught up in a wheel before but this must have been a big sucker. Must have been the one who ate all the bird seed in the garage. Later she asked me if that would cause it to squeak. I could not stop laughing.
  • TonerMunkeh
    Professional Moron

    2,500+ Posts
    • Apr 2008
    • 3865

    #2
    SPLAT!
    It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

    Hit it.

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