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  • mrwho
    Major Asshole!

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    #1

    Never had to service one of these... Unfortunately...

    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
    Mascan42

    'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

    Ibid

    I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!
  • daveyball
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    #2
    Is that a digital or Analogue, if it's analogue, the glass will burn her ass!

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    • Dark Helmet
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      #3
      Originally posted by daveyball
      Is that a digital or Analogue, if it's analogue, the glass will burn her ass!
      Might not be the only thing that gets burned....
      Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

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      • mrwho
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        #4
        Maybe not - It's a 18ppm machine, she's got time to cool down in between copies...
        ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
        Mascan42

        'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

        Ibid

        I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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        • Stirton.M
          All things Konica Minolta

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          #5
          The babe (and I use that term most enthusiastically) in this video makes me rise to the occasion....



          The reaction of the guy in the video....he must be gay to be shocked by what she is doing. I'd be snatching up a copy or dozen for the scrap book and of course, encouraging her for more....
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          • ignacio.cortez
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            #6
            Originally posted by Stirton.M
            The babe (and I use that term most enthusiastically) in this video makes me rise to the occasion....

            Copier Machine, Beautiful Woman - Video

            The reaction of the guy in the video....he must be gay to be shocked by what she is doing. I'd be snatching up a copy or dozen for the scrap book and of course, encouraging her for more....
            Well,

            Unfurtunatelly, I've never encountered a similar occasion, but I used to service some law firms that :WOW: the legal aids there looked like Models, as good looking or even better looking that this girl. Needless to say, for any issue, IT or Copier I was always happy to go there.

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            • pjdbm
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              #7
              I like it

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              • charm5496
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                #8
                Originally posted by Stirton.M
                The babe (and I use that term most enthusiastically) in this video makes me rise to the occasion....

                Copier Machine, Beautiful Woman - Video

                The reaction of the guy in the video....he must be gay to be shocked by what she is doing. I'd be snatching up a copy or dozen for the scrap book and of course, encouraging her for more....
                That was hilarious!!!!

                As far as having a call for someone making copies of there backside I have had that two times in the 15 years I have been a tech and it has never been one of the "smoking hot" office babes. Always someone who is too heavy and breaks the glass or bends the scanner frame causing an error.
                Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned.

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                • ignacio.cortez
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by charm5496
                  That was hilarious!!!!

                  As far as having a call for someone making copies of there backside I have had that two times in the 15 years I have been a tech and it has never been one of the "smoking hot" office babes. Always someone who is too heavy and breaks the glass or bends the scanner frame causing an error.
                  Isnt there a Commercial or something about that (I think I saw one of those shows about some international commercial, or funny commercials) where this heavy set girl sits in the copier (I think it was a Minolta) and she goes through the glass. If I find it, I'll post the link :-)

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                  • mrwho
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by ignacio.cortez
                    Isnt there a Commercial or something about that (I think I saw one of those shows about some international commercial, or funny commercials) where this heavy set girl sits in the copier (I think it was a Minolta) and she goes through the glass. If I find it, I'll post the link :-)
                    A simple google search with "youtube fat girl copier" Although she doesn't go through the glass, she beats the machine because the machine claims she's "overweight"



                    This one, though, goes through the glass:

                    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                    Mascan42

                    'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

                    Ibid

                    I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                    • charm5496
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by mrwho
                      A simple google search with "youtube fat girl copier" Although she doesn't go through the glass, she beats the machine because the machine claims she's "overweight"



                      This one, though, goes through the glass:

                      THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS!!!!! too bad commercials like that would never air in the US
                      Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned.

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                      • mrwho
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                        #12
                        I just noticed that she presses a button on the finisher to make a copy. Is there any copier like that or is this fictional?
                        ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                        Mascan42

                        'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

                        Ibid

                        I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                        • ZOOTECH
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                          #13
                          "A simple google search with "youtube fat girl copier" Although she doesn't go through the glass, she beats the machine because the machine claims she's "overweight"."

                          I believe she's pounding on the machine because it is asking for larger paper to be loaded.
                          "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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                          • mojorolla
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                            #14
                            Like I always say...If it has tits or tires, you WILL have problems with it.
                            Failing to plan is planning to fail!!!

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                            • User Name
                              Awesome Sauce

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by mrwho
                              I just noticed that she presses a button on the finisher to make a copy. Is there any copier like that or is this fictional?
                              I believe it's a Minolta 6000. There also appears to be an LCD screen on the finisher. I've never seen anything like that on one of those. Granted, I haven't worked on a lot of those but having a secondary screen seems unlikely and unnecessary. I think it was a fictional addition for the commercial.
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