Always try to keep calm

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  • Herrmann
    Senior Tech

    Site Contributor
    500+ Posts
    • Jan 2006
    • 792
    #1

    [Funny] Always try to keep calm

    This is, what a Petrol Pump looks like, if one tries a jump start with the nozzle still attched to the car:
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    Always remember: even if you are in hurry big time, always think twice

    Ps.: No, it was not me ruining this pump and the car
    If sometimes you feel a little useless, offended and depressed always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm of hundreds of millions!
    Tags: big, config, even, one, pump, start, time
    • Gamut
      Trusted Tech

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      • Jul 2008
      • 216
      #2
      My wife wanted to go some where expensive for her birthday...............so I took her to a petrol station.

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        • Tricky
          Field Supervisor

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          • Apr 2009
          • 2620
          #3
          Originally posted by Gamut
          My wife wanted to go some where expensive for her birthday...............so I took her to a petrol station.
          Do you live in the UK

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            • TonerMunkeh
              Professional Moron

              2,500+ Posts
              • Apr 2008
              • 3865
              #4
              It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

              Hit it.

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                • Hemlock
                  Trusted Tech

                  250+ Posts
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 432
                  #5
                  Yeah, but it takes what ... like half a gallon to drive across the whole of England, amirite?
                  โ€œAnti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'โ€ (Isaac Asimov)

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                    • Lagonda
                      Service Manager

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                      1,000+ Posts
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 1649
                      #6
                      And I'm complaining about paying AU$1.45 cpl (thats 91p)
                      But on the other hand you all drive 1.2 litre dinky cars
                      At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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                        • D_L_P
                          Self Employed

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                          • Oct 2009
                          • 1196
                          #7
                          lol

                          Is that spray coming out around the gold part of the nozzle??!!?

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