Always try to keep calm

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  • Herrmann
    Senior Tech

    Site Contributor
    500+ Posts
    • Jan 2006
    • 792
    #1

    [Funny] Always try to keep calm

    This is, what a Petrol Pump looks like, if one tries a jump start with the nozzle still attched to the car:
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    Always remember: even if you are in hurry big time, always think twice

    Ps.: No, it was not me ruining this pump and the car
    If sometimes you feel a little useless, offended and depressed always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm of hundreds of millions!
    Tags: big, config, even, one, pump, start, time
    • Gamut
      Trusted Tech

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      • Jul 2008
      • 216
      #2
      My wife wanted to go some where expensive for her birthday...............so I took her to a petrol station.

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        • Tricky
          Field Supervisor

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          • Apr 2009
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          #3
          Originally posted by Gamut
          My wife wanted to go some where expensive for her birthday...............so I took her to a petrol station.
          Do you live in the UK

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            • TonerMunkeh
              Professional Moron

              2,500+ Posts
              • Apr 2008
              • 3865
              #4
              It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

              Hit it.

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                • Hemlock
                  Trusted Tech

                  250+ Posts
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 432
                  #5
                  Yeah, but it takes what ... like half a gallon to drive across the whole of England, amirite?
                  “Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'” (Isaac Asimov)

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                    • Lagonda
                      Service Manager

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                      1,000+ Posts
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 1649
                      #6
                      And I'm complaining about paying AU$1.45 cpl (thats 91p)
                      But on the other hand you all drive 1.2 litre dinky cars
                      At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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                        • D_L_P
                          Self Employed

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                          • Oct 2009
                          • 1196
                          #7
                          lol

                          Is that spray coming out around the gold part of the nozzle??!!?

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